【情天性海】第218章:美丽的西双版纳(四)(2/5)

“没事的啦,我也爱你老公”宁卉怕宁煮夫有心理负担,还特意嘟上嘴来啵了宁煮夫一口。

爱情还是下次当老婆知道老公还有可能滑扣的情况下,依然义无反顾蓬门始终为君开。

“哥,我咋个咋个会不紧张嘛?”小保安已经有点语无伦次,“不会是设个套再把我

“对不起,老婆刚才老公没有让你”宁煮夫一脸孩子做错了事的表情,抱着宁卉依旧滚烫的裸身,怯生生的嗫嚅到。

女主人说的是宁卉。

“我爱你老婆我”宁皇后愈大度,宁煮夫愈愧疚。

世界上有那么多的二娃,偏生在西双版纳遇到了曾经闯进宁公馆偷女主人内裤的那一个

老子一直死死的拽着了二娃子的胳膊。

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但接下来小保安的回答让我大吃一惊:“哥,没事,珠宝市场那里我今天开始就不去上班了。我有的是时间,你们需要我给你们当多久的导游都行!”

当然,宁煮夫也不可能嫁给宁卉。所以如果把巧合改个词儿叫缘分,这世界是不是看起来要有意思多了,因为巧合没有什么内在逻辑,而缘分,是包含了某种说得清,和说不清的必然联系的。你细品其中的不同,仿佛巧合和缘分穿了同一件衣服,却有着不一样的灵魂。

“好嘛,哥,是昨天你们准备买玉镯的那个商家去市场把我告了,说我拉你们到市场外去买东西。”说着小保安直愣愣的看着我,一副满不在乎的样子。

“兄弟,这个事情可能你听那是有点陡,”我理落了一下情绪,然后拍了拍小保安的肩膀,“但你也别紧张。”

然后要不要给小保安来点精神食粮,整点他可能八辈子都修不来的福分呢?我看小保安印堂发亮,精神气十足,长得天圆地方的,黑点,但敦实,俗话叫瘦是瘦有肌肉,再说冲跟二娃哥的缘分我看行!老婆,这个主老公给你做了,咱那啥,不一定来就开飞机,咱就当在西双版纳的热带雨林里撒点野,于是老子瞅了瞅四周无人,朝前一步把小保安拽到跟前,来了一个勾肩搭背,看二娃的表情,对老子这个出人意料的勾搭还怪不好意思的,我清了清嗓子:“二娃,其实让你当导游不是全部目的,是想让你勾搭勾搭我老婆!”

《卡萨布兰卡》中,亨弗莱.鲍嘉在夜晚空无一人的酒馆独酌,呢喃到:“世界上有那么多的城镇,城镇中有那么多的酒馆,她却走进了我的酒馆”

之行的版纳之旅不算买买买,少说一万把块的软妹子是跑不脱的,结果宁煮夫,你花了一万多软妹子让老婆来跟你做爱,却做了个寂寞?

“跟我说实话!”我必须把语气变得异常严厉。

如果小保安敢玩这套,宁煮夫携大明星夫人玩YQ这种在二十一世纪初期尚属于变态行为的消息被抖露了出去,那威力比老婆的果照被散发出去大多了。

这世界为什么会有那么多的巧合?如果这世界木有这么多巧合,得会有多少人相安无事,彼此岁月静好,山水不相逢。

其实说完老子也有点后悔,觉得是太草率了,一个二十不到,连真名都认不到的毛头小伙TMD就告诉他我是一个YQF?宁煮夫你狗日的心真大,再说了,宁皇后现在已经是大明星了,不怕哪天小保安也给来整一出:“哥,快打二十万!不然我告诉他们你是个YQF,你让好多男人跟姐做爱”

现在吐出来的唾沫已经收不回去了,一个错误要让它不成为错误,唯一的办法是让它变正确,现在TMD只有两眼一抹黑,在错的也要让它变成是对的道上走到黑了。

这下事情搞大了,老子这里买玉镯倒是节约了莽妮,木有想到把人家小保安的工作除脱了,讲真我挺感动,小保安的形象这两天来了个三级大横跳,从一个偷女人内裤的小瘪三,到老婆青春的绯色记忆中难以忘怀的农村二娃哥,到为了我们避免买东西被坑不惜除脱自己工作的正义小青年,所以我决定这几天的导游费怎么也得加个倍。

其实宁煮夫也委屈,宁煮夫觉得但凡嘴里的那些奸夫能跑出来一个,今儿也是能等到老婆的g的。

“啥好名字啊,哥,你别逗我,我就是在家排行老二,才有的这个小名,大家叫习惯了,我也听着顺耳。”小保安用手搓了搓另外一只手。

她说的是英格丽.褒曼。

“哦哦,那让你这几天给我们当导游,你在珠宝市场还上着班怎么办?”我这么问是准备测算下该给人家小保安多少导游费,我想小保安只是请几天假的费用我还是补偿得起。

就见二娃腿一软,嘴里不晓得是想说“哦”,还是“哥”,反正嘴巴是张着的,然后目光惊惧,一副玩笑不带这么开的表情看着我

当然,我也不晓得在西双版纳遇到小保安,而且小保安TMD竟然也叫二娃,到底是该叫巧合,还是该叫有灵魂的缘分。

爱情不只是两心相悦,不只是长情陪伴,不只是柴米油盐,爱情还是当老公不小心在老婆起飞前滑了扣,对老婆说对不起的时候,老婆慰心贴肺的深情回吻

“什么情况?”不去上班?我靠,是被开除了吗?我即刻感觉到事情有点不妙,“是不是因为跟你今天帮我们有关?”

“对不起啥啊,我知道老公你这几天也太辛苦了”宁卉脸上那些没有g来带它们消散的红晕依然斑斑驳驳的点缀着,好看是好看,但女人欲情未满足的那个难受劲,宁煮夫不是女人不能共情,但其包含的科学原理是灰常明白的。

只是小保安让我叫他二娃的时候,老子楞了半天才回过神来,我甚至瞬间觉得这个世界有一种特么不真实的赶脚,马尔克斯诚不欺我,这世界真的有一种现实叫魔幻现实。

现在的关键,是能绝对的控制小保安!

“呵呵,没事,我本来就不想在市场干了,平时连个周末都不能休息,工资又低!”小保安虽然打着呵呵,但也是打着哈哈的掩饰。

“二娃,好名字!”老子楞得一时有点找不到话说。

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