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吴孝有点着急了:“错了老公!我错了!还不行吗!以后不会了!”

他口语比不过美国人,但教小学还是没问题的。

吴孝开心,劲儿有的放矢了,一头扎进了教育事业。

吴孝:“这不是吃到假药了吗……”

爱德华:“就算吃假药心脏没事,你乱吃东西过敏怎么办?你知道它里面是什么东西吗?什么都往嘴里放?兰五个月的时候都知道在地上捡烟头吃要挨打!你这么大的人了还乱在外面捡东西吃!”

吴孝默默在爱德华怀里点头,“千万别让他们知道。”

上二胎,每次都很努力地清理,颠颠的意思就是要清理、控干净,以防计生用品失效。

忙忙叨叨,暑假眼看就要过去大半。

吴孝不顶嘴,老实站着。

可直觉告诉他,越是风平浪静,事情越大。

爱德华真的要把他和兰留在中国保命了。

40分钟后,吊瓶里的药水终于见底,吴孝也终于清醒,坐在急诊室,不敢说话。

爱德华气得脸都绿了,但还是象征性颠了两下,“都没进去。起来!去医院!”

他不是班主任,但偶尔还是有一两个家长找他咨询出国的事,他头天晚上跟爱德华聊完,第二天能给家长讲得头头是道。

兰和吴孝都愣住了,学校9月开学,上学是大事,爱德华从来不会耽误,这回却让他们留在中国,宁愿请一个月家也不让他们回美国。

爱德华依旧闷头走。

外面天都黑了,爱德华在路灯下站住,插着腰看吴孝,胸口剧烈起伏,气得要吐血了。

白天看着兰和许呦呦,晚上做美梦。

吴孝伸出两根手指悄悄去勾爱德华的手,爱德华把手背到后面去,不给他牵。

爱德华看他这个样子又心软了,毕竟说到底,吴孝今天这一起也多半是因为他前两天在家那个晚上把他欺负狠了,吴孝虽然是给人当下面的,但自尊心特别强,当0恨不得要当出1的气势。

爱德华扭头就走,吴孝在后面追,追不上就耍赖,“你别这样~!我都说了我错啦~!!”

爱德华果然停下脚步,转过身没好气看着吴孝:“你都知道心脏不好还要干这种事!”

说罢,他把吴孝背到背上,出了小旅店,打了辆车,直奔市人民医院急诊。

面试前,兰和爱德华特意给他做了两场紧急培训,结果去了还没说两句,校领导认出他是那个在村里求婚的海归男同,立刻拍板让吴孝来上班了。

渐渐的,十里八乡、村里、镇上、甚至连县城都知道这有个管留学的很厉害的老师,都来找吴孝。

兰小的时候他没带过孩子,现在给几十个家庭带孩子,何尝不是命?

就这样,吴孝总算找了个暑假工,有份正经事业,不天天盯着老公儿子折腾了。

终于,八月底,暑假结束,吴孝和兰商量着什么时候买机票回去,爱德华晚上却开了个他们一家三口的家庭会议,会上宣布:“孝孝,你和兰先不回去,我回去一趟,下个月回来接你们。”

爱德华:“不想让人知道下次就别干。”

吴孝知道多半是柴德伍德家的事,他在内网看不到消息,就想方设法翻墙,但也没找到有用的消息。

吴孝蔫蔫跟着爱德华出了急诊。

吴孝有种预感,红酒哥那句玩笑的“美国导弹打不进中国”,只怕是要应验了。

柴德伍德家在封锁消息。

那天之后,吴孝再没胡闹过,无比老实,每天睡前读十五分钟吴庆国的报纸,念十五分钟于美兰的大悲咒,什么事没有。

爱德华当着吴家人的面都说没事,但就连吴庆国都能看出来,美国那边出事了,而且是大事。

8月,苹果丰收了,吴庆国每天下地干活,爱德华却不怎么能下地了,他开始很频繁地打电话,有时候是莉莉丝,有时候是红酒哥,有时候是吴孝不认识的人,但每次接电话,爱德华都会特意躲到家门外去,一通电话要打四个小时。

爱德华深吸一口气,把吴孝抱在了怀里,“打个车回家,回家给我老实上床睡觉,我去跟叔叔阿姨解释。”

又过了一周,吴孝闲的实在难受,听说村里小学招英语老师,准备去试试。

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爱德华盯着吊瓶要倒吸血的前一秒,叫护士给吴孝拆了吊瓶,全程没跟吴孝说一句话。

吴孝白天去上课,晚上回来还要备课。

吴孝只好使出杀手锏,“你走那么快我心脏难受~!”

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