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桀克坐在产房门口的休息椅上,手指落在终端游戏页面,移动地飞快。



可恶的红眼大魔王!他迟早要欺负到他的头顶上去!



为什么这大胆的仆虫不听他的话!



由于寄宿的躯壳还太过脆弱,吾需要假装成一只幼年的虫子,做幼稚又可耻之事,等待血月之夜再次降临,吾将持起淬炼远古魔龙意志的上古神剑,讨伐藏匿于深渊的红眼魔兽。



吾、桀拉尔·利维坦,以不可名状灵魂,于这片漆黑与腐朽的大陆之中苏醒。



开局250金币,先买一柄铁剑,最快速度进左上方草丛,等对手出现先手给对面一刀,占尽优势。玩这个游戏角色不能怂,因为血量越少输出越高。



现在,殿下却在产房门口焦急地打转,都是为了那个该死的艾尔文!



“恭喜——桀克殿下,荣获本年度《明星之夜》的冠军,他唱跳全能、演技绝佳,敢挑战他虫不敢挑战之事,在一次次困境中磨练自己,突破极限,打破了刻板印象!他是当之无愧的——”



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要知道,殿下可是尊贵的雄虫啊!



他一定要、一定要、让这愚蠢的雌虫付出代价!



桀拉尔委委屈屈地憋回眼泪。



桀克没理路虫,身为“全民偶像”,被路虫认出已是习惯。



“让我们一起喊出他的名字!”



桀克望着医院空白的墙壁,突然顿悟了。



雌虫顿在原地,神色从不敢置信转为愈演愈烈的惊喜。



攻略是这么说的,可为什么由他操纵起来,就是0─5─2的战绩?



桀克狠狠一戳窗口右上角的叉叉,关掉游戏界面,起身在“手术进行中”的产房面前徘徊。



“崽,你想吃炸鸡块还是炸薯条?”一道清冽干净的声音从门外传来,艾尔文腰上系了个松松垮垮的围裙,手里拎着一个漏勺,哪怕如此日常富有烟火气的打扮,也遮掩不了那优雅的气质。



sp; 桀克撂下终端,生气地站起身,向舞台通道走去。



为什么会发生这样的情况?



明明是个雌虫,明明是个雌虫!



三个月前,沃鲁德医疗中心。



“他用自身的努力,创造了一个奇迹。”





桀拉尔瞪圆眼睛,不敢相信这愚蠢的仆虫就这样抛弃了他。



他真是太幸运了,竟然能在这里与桀克殿下相遇!



小小只的雄虫崽坐在床上,桀拉尔挥舞着小短手,用气愤地奶音道:“我不吃!我不吃!”



“接下来让我们揭晓,本年度综合人气第一的雄虫明星。”



雌虫的心,凉了下来。



“闭嘴!”桀克在客厅吼了一嗓子,“再哭给你丢出去!”



桀克注意到,别西卜在向他的方向挥手,而骗他在家的艾尔文,也朝他吐露出舌头,除了他们……他的朋友们也都坐在他能看得到的最前面,仿佛比他还要期待这一刻的到来。



垃圾游戏!氪金都不能变强!



【本章提要】崽:“我想离家出走。”



作者有话要说:正文完!哈哈!



真、真的是桀克殿下!





一定是游戏匹配机制的问题,给对手匹配神队友,给他匹配猪队友!都赖这个游戏!

然而却有雌虫,不仅得到了与桀克殿下繁衍的机会,还能得到桀克殿下陪产的机会,这是多么幸运啊……



只要,吾干掉他,吾就会成为这世界的主宰!



他了解过这个世界,他明明是这个世界最为尊贵的雄虫,所有虫都该听他的才对!



“桀、桀克殿下!”一道声音从背后传来,雌虫的神色充满不敢置信。



【系统】:很遗憾!您被玩家“秀恩爱死得快”用“火把”击败。距离您复活时间还有45秒。



产房。



“哇!”桀拉尔大哭出声,拍打着床面“救命!有雌父欺负雄虫崽了!雄虫保护协会!雄虫——”



雌虫小心脏激动得砰砰跳,视线祈祷般地向上扫去,紧接着,他看到了刺眼的两个大字——



“全民偶像。”



他知道,他不配站在这里,他只是在住院处闲不住,出来溜达溜达的路虫,与雄虫殿下繁衍那是想都不敢想的事。



台下,是一片片红色的灯海,以桀克名字制成的灯牌,点燃了整个黑夜。



“行,那就不做你的份了。”艾尔文转身,面向沙发上玩终端的雄虫,露出兴奋的神色,道:“殿下,崽不吃饭,今天饭桌上只有咱们!”



他说“我不吃”,仆虫不应该回“尊贵的雄虫崽殿下!您想吃什么,我都为您寻来”吗?

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