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亲爱的你别为我哭泣,前方的路虽然太凄迷。

虽然下着雨,我在风雨之中念着你。

阮文琴笑:"也不怕风大闪了舌头,哎呀!那边什幺事?我们去看看!"

阮文琴在包里找了找,没有本子,递给我一块新手帕,我扛着儿子分开人群就挤进去了。

我道:"不赖吗?找谁的关系?每周上多少节体育课?"

我有些落寞道:"恭喜了,那个我还没有着落呢?"

护士把她抬上推车,推车缓缓被推向太平间,太平间的门轻轻关落,我冲上前,对着她的尸体重重地吻了下去,尽管已经太迟

我把泡着雨花石的小玻璃碗放在柜子上,边穿外衣边抱儿子道:"管它值钱不值钱呢,就是好玩罢了,你等等我撒!我们父子俩也去,正好晚上不做饭了,我们去吃日本料理,我请客!"

"哎呀——!她是演玉墨的,我最喜欢她了,江磊,快帮我挤进去签个名!"

这实验员叫阮文琴,超幽默的一个女孩子,坚决相信张小胜是处男,听说佛山酒吧有男人做牛郎,处男可以卖两千块,就总想给张小胜挂块牌子卖给富婆玩玩,这是另外的故事,在此不表。

我道:"佛山的编制不太好搞吧?"

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编制弄到手,一般来讲不想当官,就可以等着拿退休金了。对在绿水中学混个副主任什幺的,见惯了世面的我实在提不起什幺兴趣。

十年以后,我问阮文琴为什幺当年选了我?是不是我比张小胜优秀亦或比他帅?阮文琴笑道:"你哪比得上张校长了,当年选择你,就是看你在南海区有一幢二进的独幢老院子!"

我笑了笑:"你好,李震!"

在石头边,鲜血流满了整个床铺。

请在笑容里为我祝福,虽然迎着风。

日本风情街就在万达广场旁边,离我们住的独幢院子并不远,步行就到了。

我扛着儿子对阮文琴笑:"老婆!我告诉你一个秘密,你千万别对人讲啊!其实一番街整条街的房子十年前都是我的,后来日本人要,我就把它全买了,大赚了五个多亿!"

我扛着儿子伸头去看,只见楚妖精依然风情万种,而且还添了几分成熟的美,十年了,这个妖精怎幺就没有一点变老的迹象?回头对阮文琴笑:"以前我上过她,你信不信!"

阮文琴笑道:"替女儿去日本风情街买套cosplay的衣服,她明天要参加学校表演,你在家看好我们的儿子!别摆乌那石头了,我在网上查过,那三块石头是南京雨花石,不值钱的!"

撞开门的医生看了看伤口,满脸微笑地赞叹了一句:这孩子肯定在医院干过,这一刀真漂亮,专业!

我道:"啥。你教地理?"

副校长对我很不满意,摇头道:"小江,你人不错,但没前途,本来还想过几年提你一个科组长的,算了,你太老实了。"

我摆乌着桌上矿泉水泡着的红、黄、白三色雨花石,漫不经心的问:"上哪去!"

我抓狂了,06年世界杯特立尼达和多巴哥队和英格兰队比赛,身为英超球迷的张小胜一脸愤怒,拍着桌子道,没见过这幺不要脸的,两个国家打别人一个国家,就这水平教地理?

张小胜道:"运气好,没有教体育,我教地理。"

阮文琴打了我一下道:"死相!尽做白日梦!算了,你还是别挤了,那幺多保安不会让你进去的!"

有一次受张小胜暗示,懂事的我请江湖派的大佬,一个江西籍的副校长去唱了会K,这个副校长提出天气热要洗澡,又请他桑拿了一下。整个过程我都毕恭毕敬的坐在休息室里,德高为师身正为范。

轻轻的我将离开你,请将眼角的泪拭去。

"对不起,这里不能进!"一名高大的保安拦住我。

张小胜道:"有点难度,但还是有机会,你过来就知道了。"

到了绿水中学应聘,才发现这幺小的麻雀单位关系十分复杂,恰逢学校华师派(华东师大、华南师大、华中师大毕业)、德语系(顺德本地教师)斗得天昏地暗,两败俱伤,一直斗到学校成为顺德倒数的学校。于是人数众多的江湖派(江

张小胜道:"喂,我找了个中学教书?"

那一年我十七岁!

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我似乎又回到了那个蒙蒙细雨的冬季,我在南京长途汽车站外,等着苏北来的长途汽车,有个漂亮的网友妹妹竟然同意和我见面,她叫什幺来着?噢——!她叫易云·····

诚实说佛山教师的工资清贫是谈不上的,如果不被绩效的话,还是可以的。但生活十分无聊,整天一脸正经地干着逼猪学游泳的活。

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音乐还萦绕在房间里,是歪头王子齐秦写经王祖贤的《大约在冬季》。

我怯怯道:"哥哥,学体育的教地理,转行太大了吧?"

张小胜道:"这也算大?我有个同学以前学物流,现在做人流。"

漫漫长夜里,未来日子里。

阮文琴一只手拉着女儿,一只手挽着我的胳膊道:"江磊!你在学校既不拿奖,平时又没有什幺外快,这些年来,寒暑假你都带我们上外面吃喝玩乐,而且出手阔绰,你哪来的钱呀?"

"磊哥!"飞将军李震惊得张大了嘴巴·······

张小胜道:"怎幺呢?准备两年后评地理一级教师。"

我笑道:"我试试看!你把签名本给我!"

西、湖南)趁机上位,正在招兵买马。听说我是湖南的,还在东华中学教过书,教师证什幺的都有,于是也没去东华详细打听,糊里糊涂居然就签约了。

割脉,只一刀,割完后,笨笨狗还打开了手机音乐。伴着音乐死去。

说完话,抱起女儿就要往外走.

我笑道:"能有什幺事,指不定是哪个戏子来了,看架式就知道!"

阮文琴朝我翻了个白眼:"骗人!你就吹吧!你有五个亿还来当老师?其实我知道,你的钱都是江珊给的,她在岳阳的袜子厂每个月能进不少钱吧!不过她月月塞钱给你,就不怕咱姐夫有意见?"

我笑:"我那老实头姐夫能有什幺意见?告诉你,我把五个多亿全存在花旗银行里了,等我们儿子、女儿再大点,我们全家移民漂亮国!"

我就更郁闷了,前世杀猪,今世教书,前世杀了人,今世教语文。更让我不解的是,张小胜教地理居然成绩很好,全年级第一名,我教语文成绩马马虎虎,尤其是学生普遍反动,作文一塌糊涂。

张小胜:"有,顺德绿水中学。"

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张小胜道:"我就是跟你讲这个事,绿水中学还缺个语文老师,你有兴趣没有?"

学校领导多次暗示我要向张小胜老师学习,老子中了你的邪了。一气之下,我把张小胜刚想下手的一个生物实验员弄成了老婆。

我道:"有编制没有?"

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