【时空狂徒】(7)(2/3)

薛易已经习惯了这位刻薄姐夫的冷言冷语,满不在乎的往他对面的沙发一座,神秘地对他说道:“姐夫,我最近在研究风水算命,我已经算出来了,我即将有三十年的鸿运当头,马上就能飞黄腾达了。”

薛静根本不信一直霉运缠身的薛易能够时来运转,于是叹了口气,从茶几上拿起一盘芙蓉糕递给薛易笑道:“来,小易,尝尝吧,这是我们隔壁邻居刚送来的,是他们亲手做的,看样子还不错。”

原本薛易是不想离这么近的,但是监视器和录

薛静接过钱数了数,顿时惊讶道。

“呵呵,好啊,你这小子终于也有点长进了……”

薛易见状顿时微笑打招呼道。

“嘿嘿,山人自有妙计……”

薛易奇怪道。

“真的!姐夫,你还别不信,其实在来之前我也给你算了一卦,所以特地给你准备了样礼物……”

“嘿,你这孩子,你都还没吃呢,怎么就知道咸呢?”

“哈哈哈——!”

说完,薛易从兜里到处个药膏,放到了薛易姐夫的面前。

薛易微微一笑,解释道:“……姐夫,我看你最近印堂发红,有火光之灾,可能会被烧伤或者烫伤,所以提前帮你买了这个药。”

“放心吧,老姐,我那些高利贷已经还完了,而且手头还剩下有点余钱,这不,就都给你带来了,算是老弟补偿你的……”

“嘿嘿,姐夫,你最近挺好的吧……”

就在此时,只见薛易的外甥嗖的一声从沙发上跳了起来,举着手中的Switch就向薛静兴奋地冲了过去!

受了这突然一击,薛易姐夫哀嚎一声,顿时被烫的像热锅里的蛤蟆般跳了起来,然后疼的满地打滚。

“什么?算命?就你小子?!哼!你要算着准,除非老太太能爬树……”

最新找回“这是我刚从药店买的红散烫伤膏……”

“妈呀——!”

“妈——!你看,马里奥我打通第二关了——!”

薛易的姐夫闻言顿时冷哼一声,不屑地对他说道。

“嘿嘿,姐夫,你放心,欠你们的钱我最近就能全还上……”

“你小子咒我是不是,我告诉你,你要是敢咒我……”

“嗨~这孩子,你舅舅跟你开玩笑呢……”

虽然这个场景已经看了四次,但每次看薛易都会乐的前仰后合,不能自已,要不是今晚自己还有事,薛易不介意在来“一次”……*********在姐姐家吃完晚饭,薛易立刻驱车重新回到了薛雅婕的别墅旁。

只见刹那间,小外甥整整好好地撞在了薛静的身上,而薛静手上一松,一盆滚烫的热汤当当正正地扣在了薛易姐夫的脑袋上。

薛静笑着自己拿起块糕点尝了尝,顿时也眉头一皱,嘀咕道:“嗯……是挺咸的。”

薛易的姐姐薛静从厨房里走了出来,宠溺地挠了一下豆豆的脑袋,然后不无责怪地望着薛易说道:“你看你,来就来吧,还给孩子买了这么贵重的礼物,你不知道你现在有一屁股的债要还啊?!”

正在此时,只见薛静端着一大碗热汤从厨房走了出来。

薛易把车停在早上的位置,抬头向前一看,发现薛雅婕的别墅中灯光亮了起来,她应该是已经回家了。

说完,薛易从兜里掏出前些天倪若灿给他寄来的分手费,递给了薛静。

正说着,只见一个身穿裤衩背心的中年男人从卧室之中走了出来。

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“哼,如果你小子不把我家的钱都败光了,那我就更好了!”

薛易姐夫见状眉头一皱,说道:“这是啥东西?”

薛易神秘地一笑,抬手一把搂住姐姐的肩膀诚恳道:“放心吧,老姐,从今天开始,咱们老薛家时来运转了,我保证让你和豆豆以后的日子衣食无忧,享一辈子福。”

“好了,好了,你们都先别聊了,把桌子收拾出来准备吃饭了。”

薛静一看这个男人,顿时眉头一皱,没有说话,转身走进了厨房。

“哇!足有三万块,你小子从哪弄到这么多钱的?”

“唉~你呀,就会吹牛,你只要能照顾好自己别跟我添乱就行了,以后的事谁说的准呢?”

薛易的姐夫没好气地瞪了他一眼,然后盘腿走到茶几上,不理还站着的薛易,自己拿过茶杯自斟自饮了起来。

薛易见状顿时眉头一皱,说道:“算了吧,太咸了……”

“啪——!”

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