青梅煮酒（13）(2/2)

“原来是这样。”

岳星尘小嘴瘪起，委屈巴巴的看着我：“可是，可是我不是蕾丝边啊，我喜欢男孩子的！”

这个问题，我微微一笑，我当初那个德性，妹妹不还是那么关心我的吗？

您可真是我亲妈？哪有逼自己儿子成基佬的？

这种破事问我一个母胎单身快18年的人真的合适吗？白眼一翻，我随意抬了抬手敷衍道：“心诚则灵吧，不一定是给对方的礼物，我觉得如果可以对对方家人好的话，对方一定会十分感动，认为你是真心实意想过日子的人。”

听到这话，我本来还想出言讽刺一番的，结果低头却

“噗……”

小娘炮的表情很是忐忑，有着些许的忧伤与纠结。

到了母亲房间，母亲反手就关上房门，而后面色通红的看着我：“你现在也大了，有点男孩子的心思妈都能理解，但妈能不能求你一件事？如果你真忍不住想做点什么的话，可以跟岳星尘……千万不能出去乱来啊，更不可以对陈鱼和小雪下手！”

说完，我又忍不住补充一句：“你跟我妹妹这事没可能，听到了吗？我妹妹一辈子都不会出阁！”

想个屁！

岳星尘对着我甜甜一笑，旋即又握着手机苦恼的看着我：“还有啊，定情信物买什么比较好呀？妈咪现在正在纠结当中呢。”

所谓，陆峰撩妹，焉知非福！

1，妹妹……这是禁忌。

“真的吗？好耶！”

3，岳星尘……一个小娘炮……

“会有的吧。”

机智的我可没有忘记，厨房里还有一个正在生闷气的妹妹呢！

我去！

我赶紧屁颠屁颠的跑过去。

我踏马给你一刀？？

看见了小娘炮黯然神伤纠结无比的模样，一时之间竟然是有些不忍心了。

抱着胳膊，我一脸嫌弃的看着岳星尘，结果就是越看越觉得这小子柔美得不行，最终也只能吐露实情：“好吧我承认，就凭你这张超越性别的脸，想要什么样的男朋友都是轻而易举的事。”

“哦……”

我还真是这么想的，如果有个妹子三天两头跑来我家帮我妈做家务，陪我妹妹上下学的话，我一定会当场发愿非她不娶的！

想了下，我又补充道：“再说了，夏姨那么漂亮，怎么可能会有人不喜欢她呢！”

“陆峰！你过来…”

这时，陈鱼突然从厨房出来，一边擦着手，一边含情脉脉的走向我：“老公，快一个小时不见了，有没有想小鱼啊？”

岳星尘似懂非懂的眨巴着大眼睛，快速回复信息之后，这才重新抬头看着我：“陆峰哥哥，你觉得我也会被人喜欢吗？”

“嘻嘻，谢谢陆峰哥哥。”

想到这里，我语重心长的道：“小娘炮，你记住喽，虽然这个社会上有很多很多女孩子很势力，很虚荣，但还是有不少好女孩的。只要用心找，总归会找到的。”

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终于，母亲忍不住打破了沉默。

心有灵犀，我跟母亲对视一眼，都是看到了对方目光中的难堪。

“聊什么呢？这么开心？”

小娘炮立刻露出开心的心情。

只见母亲表情阴晴不定的推开房门，大大的眼睛一眨不眨的注视着我们，看看我，又看看陈鱼，然后再看看妹妹………为什么连小娘炮也在她的审视范围之内啊？？一定是因为妹妹吧……反正我不可能是基佬的…也许是母子同心的缘故，我跟母亲竟然同步露出悲哀的神情……想想也是哈，我母胎单身，一直没尝过恋爱的滋味，好不容易有了点曙光……可你看看我这恋爱候选对象都是些啥啊？

听到这话，我被惊得差点从沙发上滚下去，合着问题是在这里啊！

2，陈鱼……一个从小被洗脑的可怜虫。

“小峰……”

别过头，我故意不去看她，语气严肃的纠正道：“陈鱼！请你不要这么叫我！我一辈子都不会结婚的！”

表这家伙也会放过我啊，见我保持沉默，小娘炮很快就用小手戳了戳我，小声问：“陆峰哥哥，你说是新爸比会不会讨厌我啊？我以前的爸比都不喜欢我，新爸比要是因为我而不喜欢妈咪了可怎么办？”

果不其然，我的这番表态有了作用，厨房门再次被推开，妹妹笑得眯起了眼睛，莲步轻移，缓缓走向我。

【待续】

妹妹高兴了，老妈就不一定了！

“放心吧，你这么可爱，大家都会喜欢你的。”

说完，我还故意加大音量重复了一遍：“我这辈子都不会结婚的！一辈子就陪着小雪我我妈了！”

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