篡改人生(01)穿越送老婆?还是个老师(2/3)

“没呢,一会发条短信就行了,走”

还是静静地等吧,这节课下课,就放学了!我倒是想看看是谁!还有点小期待!

“那你记得过来喊我,我怕睡过去”

额,幸福小区,见鬼,她也住这?

|最|新|网|址|找|回|——2ü2ü2ü丶ㄈòМ

“吃了你就知道了”

我有预感,我又自己绿了自己!

“没事儿,干啥不吃饭,就咱们这关系,以后我发了,我也得把你带起来”

额,李老师

“是嘛,你的手艺,我有待确定”我很自然的说出了这一句!

这穿越后遗症就是解放了自己的天性吗?当然,哪怕我发现了改变,我也会很乐意接受的!21年等我发达了,这些女同学,早就嫁人了,为人妻为人母的!没机会了!

如果真的要形容此刻我的心情,那确实有点美滋滋,认清了穿越的现实,我已经接受了!并且不打算按照当年的生活再来一次,我决定做一点改变,又不愁赚钱的方法!好好生活才是真的!

卧槽,这小娘皮,毁我声明,我在心里拿小本本给她记上一笔!画个正字!

叮铃铃…叮铃铃…

“没事没事”我在想要不要先把书包放回家

“叫什么呢,说了不要叫我老师”

我去,我去,卧槽!

“羡慕你啊,你是不愁,反正能上大学,还一本,我就不行了,能考上大学就烧高香了”

不会吧,

我这手机怎么还震动了,谁找我,原来是短信!

感觉头上绿的发光,自己绿了自己!现在最重要是找到谁是我女朋友!我这被人发现未来人附体了,还不得送实验室解刨研究啊!

“没什么,昨天有点头晕,可能是睡蒙了,今天状态不好,不行接着睡”

保姆,做饭好吃一些!哈哈,未来的我好歹也吃过一些山珍海味的!

以退为进,以不变应万变是我的原则

“老公要多注意休息哦,今天该去我家了,别忘了!!!我买了那个”

还有最前面的王亚宁也不错,大大咧咧的性格,和我们男孩子玩的都比较好,圆圆的脸蛋儿,还真是可爱!就是胸小了点,额,看不到!好吧,骨感美!

不对啊,怎么我那个老婆,中间下课也没来找过我啊!有疑问!

懵逼的聊天,懵逼的短信,去她家干啥,她是谁,她买了啥!还有三个感叹号!

真是多事之秋,我这脑子明显不够用了!哪位把我穿越过来的给我解释一下!起码让我有点之前的记忆啊!

坐在我前面的马珊珊,我记得她长着一对狐狸一样的眼睛,一双媚眼,能勾魂的那种,个头不高,有点肉肉的,胸是够大,目测应该有C了,全班就她大!

还有一两个潜力股,现在不好看,真想不到十几年后,那么漂亮!我要不要现在就投资一下,起码搞好关系,以后也有的发展啊!

从这条分析,应该是同学,应该不是和我同班的,不然昨天叫我醒过来的就不会是涛子了!这样来看,静静地放学就行了!

3班!借着模糊的记忆,我又找到了我的座位!刚做好,涛子就过来了!

坐上李老师的车,还是辆QQ,路上我们没怎么说话,感觉,她很着急,很着急赶紧回家!

“老婆,老婆,宝贝老婆”

好熟悉的铃声,这无聊的一天开始了!

我觉得我这辈子就是懵逼的一辈子,一切都不在自己的把控范围里面,都出乎想想!

“滚蛋滚蛋”

我万万没想到,我居然泡了一个老师!上辈子都没做到的时候,这辈子高三就做到了!

也抽空好好看看我这帮同学!别说,还是有几个好看的同学!

瞅着李老师在前面扭啊扭的走,这妖娆的曲线,性感且妩媚,身高170,庆幸我个头发育的比较早,183的身高在高中也是少有的!这样来看也是般配!

8号楼1102,隔着一栋楼就是我家,我这算是,灯下黑

“额,那叫你什么”

李老师,本名李佳琪,是我们学校的老师,主要教音乐!上辈子也就给我们代过两次课,然后再无交集!这辈子,居然成了我的女朋友?老婆?瞅这个情况,这辈子,我早就不是处男了!额,昨天也忘了检查检查我男人的工具还能不能用!不会早早就被榨干了吧!

“亮,昨天怎么了?听王亚宁说,她走的时候,你正在自己扇自己”

“哼,还算你识相,走吧,你和你爸妈说了没?晚上晚点回去”

我这时候,比昨天穿越还懵逼,我有对象了?是谁?这备注老婆,一点提示也没有啊,这TMD我是蔡亮吗?我穿越到谁身上了,我怎么不知道我高中处对象了!

“额,昨天有点头晕,回去早早就睡着了”

“老婆:老公,你昨天怎么没给我发短信!qq留言也不回”

我决定以不变应万变,敌不动我不动,让她来找我,我就知道是谁了!

“慌啥,走,今晚给你准备了好吃的”

这上课已经有一会儿了,这时候我才抬起头!高三了,不是复习讲卷子,就是摸底考试,当然对于我这样的‘特招生’老师也是爱管不管,我这坐在最后一排的,真的坐看风云起啊!

“好的老公,那你上课吧,我也上课”

不知不觉,一天的复习就这么结束了!我倒是美滋滋的意淫了一天!

“你说呢?”她的手已经放在了我的腰上了,随时准备拧一下!

“你怎么了?从下午就一直魂不守舍的样子”虽然只是简单地看着,却像是有什么在使劲儿撩拨我的心。

我这时候还没有意识到,我的性格也发生了改变!一双贼眼就盯着这些同学们,还不停地想把这些女同学搞到手!

嗡嗡嗡……嗡嗡嗡…

“哈哈,记住了!来,大腿毛,抱一个”

难道是她,疯了疯了,蔡亮啊蔡亮,你本事不小啊!

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