变身修仙大掌门(1)(2/3)

夏风这会最是舒爽,不热,也不冻。风轻轻吹着我的脸庞给我送来了丝丝困意。

转过身来老君山不知道去哪了,我站在幽暗的空间里有些害怕,毕竟这个世界光怪陆离,仙人妖精鬼怪不再是一纸空谈。

但是等他走了我才知道什么叫一分钱难倒英雄汉,这些年一直都是老道在外面跑,照他的话说,女娃娃,抛头露面总归是不好。结果就是他拍拍屁股走了,而我连上山下山走那条路都不知道。

看着黄大姐土黄色额头上的汗珠我知道她一定是怕我饿着一路小跑上来的,一时间竟然不知道说什么,张了张嘴却也只是干巴巴的冒出一句“大姐,您进来坐坐?”

“小师傅,俺家男人说了,你师傅刚走,你肯定没吃饭。”黄大姐是土生土长的南翼县人,前些年她孩子害了风寒,是老道给治好的。从那以后每每逢年过年都会送来些吃食,日子好的时候还能有点荤腥。

“哈哈哈哈哈,你这小娃娃还蛮有趣。”声音大笑起来在空中飘忽不定“老夫是合欢宗第二代掌门花百凤,已经困在着三千多年了。如今时日无多,再问你一遍,愿意不愿意接受我的传承。”

是了,要是人家看不出来,怎么可能会让一个妇女晚上来山上给一个男道士送饭呢。往日都是黄大哥来的,这是看老道走了,避嫌。

“哼。你这娃娃,怎的不识好歹。”花百凤似乎被我敷衍的态度气到了,想当年他到哪不是受人追捧,想拜自己为师的人能从这老君山拍到大乾国皇宫!

吃饱喝足我也不困了,动作娴熟的攀着柱子爬到了老君庙屋顶,夏去秋来的时节,晚上躺在这是最舒服的。

推开防君子不防小人的木门后黄大姐憨厚的面孔简直就像是神仙下凡。

合欢宗?这个名字一听就不是什么好东西。我一点点的朝后踱步想着怎么才能离开这个鬼地方,嘴里也应付着这个自称一方大佬的劳什子掌门“嗯嗯好好好知道了。”

“小娃子,你愿意继承我的衣钵吗。”正当我不知所措准备试试童女尿能不能驱邪的时候一道幽深的声音好似从九泉之下传来一样,吓得我浑身一抖。

黄大姐抬起粗布袖子抹了把额头的汗水,她看出了我的窘迫,一把把手里的菜篮子塞到我怀里扭头离去了,边走还边喊“不用啦,我得赶紧下山,不然太晚了看不清路喽,妹子你快回去吧。”

“啊啊?没有啊,我好兴奋啊。”我继续敷衍着,但是这个地方好像没有边际一样,怎么走都好似在原地踏步。

三两口把两个窝头吃进嘴里,小菜也用手抓着吃了半碟。我擦了擦嘴角的油花,然后端着剩下的窝头和小菜来到了老君庙“按理说应该先给你吃的,但是没办法,我太饿了,再说你也不嫌弃我不是。”

“谁!谁在那里!我告诉你,道爷也是练过的。我一眼就看出来了你不是人!”我跳将过来手里捏着自己都看不懂的印节四处寻找那个声音的来源地。

我对天发誓,我出门的时候绝对是被绊了一下,绝对不是听到有饭吃激动的。

的蹭米,凭着他的半吊子医术和几十年的行善积德在黄广村和南翼县人缘不错,所以也总饿不到我。

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花百凤哀叹一声,没想到自己英明一世最后竟然找了个这么样的徒弟,奈何时间不等人,花百凤决定不跟我废话了。

一股神

半梦半醒间我仿佛看到一个熟悉的人影,好像是老道。我像疯了一样去追他,可是这老头拌块砖都要喘半天的身板现在愣是健步如飞,我撵了好久都没撵上,等我回过神来的时候老道的身影已经消失了。

就在我紧了紧裤腰带准备再扛一晚上的时候,救星来了。那浑厚的嗓门让我一下就听出了是黄广村的黄大姐“小师傅,开门啊。俺男人让俺给你送饭来了。”

“老道啊,你说,那些高来高往飞来飞去的仙人们,他们饿不饿?会不会也得吃饭。”我双手抱着脑袋挑了个最舒服的位置嘴巴里唠叨着,以前老道也经常陪我在这里聊天,聊着聊着就睡了,等到我睁眼的时候饭食都已经准备好了。

把饭菜摆到白老头排位前,我又给他续上了三炷香,以前他也是整日里吃我剩下的东西。

等我拿着菜篮子回到屋里才反应过来,合着别人早就知道我的性别。打开篮子上盖着的白布,里面是一碟小菜和五个冒着热气的菜窝头。拿起窝头恶狠狠的咬了一口都没嚼几下就被我咽了下去来安慰响声如雷的五脏庙。

“唉”眼看夕阳西下,我叹口气垂着脑袋走回了庙里,老君像下面又新添了一个排位。白齐八,这是老道的名字。我伸出手掸了掸上面并不存在的灰尘后取了三根香给他插了上去“老白头,不是我食言哈,这你总不能看我饿死不是,你也舍不得。这样,我下山去发大财,等我发财了,一定会来光复我们老君庙。”

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