穿成七零恶毒小媳妇 第105节(2/3)

吼完男人,杨伊伊柔声安抚儿子:“季白,没事,咱是小宝宝,尿裤子是正常的,明儿裤子洗干净,娘再给你穿上。”

小九换上这套新衣服后,又不愿意脱下来了,甚至担心莫郁宁伺候他尿尿的时候,把新衣服趁机撸下来,竟还学着憋尿起来。

结果吴经理的回复是暂时还不够卖,说许多人喝惯了这一口,就算是天气凉下来了,也还是每天必点。

过了中秋,天气就一天天凉了下来,杨伊伊熬酸梅膏时更轻松了,至少不会再被热得流一身汗。

“她家说我们的房子反正以后是要留给二宝的,现在争个房间没必要,还说你出嫁了,回来有个床位住着就行,不必整得还像是未出嫁一样。”

莫郁宁:“……”他迟早要被这娘俩给气死,一个誓死不忘臭美,一个狠命地纵着。



家里就属闺女的房间光线格局最好,这是当初杨父专门为她选的。那祁芳一眼也相中这个房间了,要当婚房,她和杨父当然不同意,这是闺女的房间,就是她大多数时间不住,也是打算一直给她留着的。

竟离谱到因为害怕被脱裤子,而憋尿憋到尿裤子的地步,还知道尿裤子羞,自己躲了起来。

等夫妻两个做完酸梅膏出来后,就找不着人了,找了屋子一圈,最后是从卧室床底下揪出来的,裤子全被尿湿了。

但再气也无法,只能认命地拎过挂一边湿哒哒的裤子,走去井边搓洗。

她还专门托每天来取酸梅膏的饭店员工带话给吴经理,问要不要减少供应量,想着天凉了肯定喝的人就少了。

“我带的时候,他就不会憋尿。”

“不结就不结,一开始二宝就没有着急结婚的意思,是她家急,我们才开始打算定日子的。你奶当时还发飙了,拿着扫帚赶他们出门,说以后就是他们求着上门也不结这亲。”

裤子则是背带裤,参照泼水那天看到蔡夫人儿子的背带裤做的,不过裤脚不是直筒的,而是宽大的南瓜式样,在脚踝那里抽了一个褶,背带也不用扣子调节,而是打结式的。

“我每次问他要不要尿尿,他都摇头。”莫郁宁又委屈又气,“你以后不要给他做新衣服了。”

听到还能穿新衣服,小九才微微抬起了头,眼睛里还含着泪花,嘴里奶声奶气地道:“要穿。”

杨伊伊也大概猜到理由了,无语了好一会,给他擦干净小屁股换好新裤子后,看他还紧紧把头藏在她怀里不肯抬起,又理直气壮地瞪了男人一眼:“就是你老是看不得他穿新衣服,他才怕你脱他衣服的。”

不料那头传来杨母气愤的声音:“那亲事告吹了,那样的儿媳妇,那样的亲家,咱家高攀不起。”

莫郁宁赶上休假在家,问了他几次要不要去尿尿,每次他都飞快地摇头,以为他是真的没有尿,就不管了,进了厨房帮媳妇一起做酸梅膏。

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杨母说到这里更是气呼呼的,“我和你爹就明说了,房子是你的,以后等我们老了,房子就要还给你,二宝不过是在借住。然后啊,他们就闹起来了,说房子现在就要划到二宝名下,威胁着说不然这婚就不结了。”

杨伊伊想也不想就去瞪莫郁宁,“你干嘛不给他解裤子尿尿?”自他知道尿尿找人后,就晚上睡觉时才给他包尿布,白天是不包的。

杨母为儿子拎得清高兴着呢:“你不用担心你弟弟,他要

杨伊伊没想到这婚事竟是因为房子黄了,既高兴杨父杨母和杨奶心向着她,又有点担心杨二宝:“二宝他怎么想的?”

“嗯嗯,娘给穿,洗干净就穿。”杨伊伊保证完,扭头对男人道:“你赶紧去给他把裤子洗干净,不然明早怕是干不了。”

“娘,是二宝结婚的日子定下来了吗?”杨伊伊高兴地问。

“娘,这到底是怎么回事?”杨伊伊愣了愣,好奇地问,“二宝不是说对方挺老实成熟的吗?”

杨伊伊又开始画起秋天的款式图,甚至还抽出时间又给小九做了一套新衣服,做的是圆领的套头长袖衫,同样在胸前弄了个大口袋,上头绣上几只小猫扑蝴蝶的图案。

在忙琐事之余,杨伊伊还想着要给杨二宝结婚送个礼物,还没想到送什么时,就接到家里的电话了。

“二宝还能怎么想,当然和我们是同一心的。他说怪他一开始没有同那祁芳说清楚房子的事,不然就不会有这难看的场面发生了。他还说了,以后他暂时不打算处对象了,要处对象,也是先购置房子,或者先自己有能力在外头租一套。”

“老实个屁,还没过门,就开始算计着房子的事。”杨母不想把事情瞒着闺女,一五一十地说了出来:“她家来议亲时,就直接说要拿你的房间当婚房,我和你爹说把你奶安置到我们的房间,把二宝住着的那间当婚房,她家不同意。”

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