第一五六章 演技(2/2)

一时间,不光是这红发女魔法师,在场的众多魔法师都眉头紧皱。“这是什么?”“真没见过啊……”“虽然看起来像是异兽,而且体内的确有魔力波动……但这还真不认识啊。”“光明豹?不,也就是体型像一些……”林凡沉声道:“这是我的宠物!”“这不是异兽!”“异兽哪里有这么乖巧的?”“各位请看!”林凡发出一声低吼。小明瞬间像是听懂了一样,跳出背包。露出浑身光洁、没有一点毛茬、被剃的溜光的身体。它眼神羞耻。毕竟作为异兽,它本就不想被人类注视。更何况如今它还没有毛了,身躯每个隐秘角落都被这么多人类注视,那简直像是公开处刑。但它知道,现在是为了活下去。必须表演!只瞬间,光明豹原地后空翻,随即亲密的将脑袋贴在林凡的大腿上,发出一声尖锐的咆哮。“喵~”猫叫。为了活下去,它只能听林凡的,放弃尊严。作为异兽,它有异兽的骨气,它不怕死。但林凡可是自己的家长,是大家庭的家长,它必须保护!哪怕再丢人,都要为林凡打掩护!一时间。听着猫叫,看着这亲密蹭着林凡的半米多长的无毛生物,所有魔法师和旁观者陷入沉思。“这是什么东西……是猫咪吗?”“好像的确不是异兽,异兽哪有这么乖巧听话的。”“它还会后空翻!这是会后空翻的猫咪!好厉害!”“好想摸一下!”“这是我养的无毛猫,经过专门训练的。”林凡沉声道。“原来是无毛猫!”有魔法师顿时脸色恍然:“怪不得!好乖巧!”“红烈,算了吧。”一个魔法师小队长对红发女魔法师无奈道:“看来只是个误会……”红发女魔法师摇头道:“不,不对!它体内的确有魔力波动!而且无毛猫哪里有那么大的!”此话一出,众多守夜者成员都再次皱眉。的确,寻常宠物不该有魔法波动的,而且无毛猫也的确没有这么大的。普通的无毛猫才多大?身躯能有二十斤就算是叱咤一方的猫中之王了。除去尾巴,身躯也就三十厘米。而眼前这只,完全就是半米的猫中怪物!蹲着都快到林凡大腿高了!“我这只猫咪发育比较好,不行吗?至于魔力……小时候吃了一些不该吃的,但侥幸活了下来,只是体内还残存着魔力……”林凡一本正经的胡扯道。“等等……”火烈冷声道:“我怀疑你是将一只光明豹幼崽剃去了毛!”林凡心里咯噔一声。她看出来了!但还没等林凡反驳,一旁的另一个小队长无奈摇头:“火烈,你要不要听听你在说什么?”“给异兽剃毛?”“这可能吗?”“只要摁住了……”火烈咬牙道。“就算你说的是真的,的确有人摁住了异兽给异兽剃毛。”那小队长摇头道:“但异兽也会挣扎,剃毛可是精细活……理发师给人剃毛都不能乱动的。”“稍一乱动,就会留下伤口。”“你看看这只猫咪,浑身上下光洁无比,连茬子都没有,要么天生没毛,要么就得它十分配合。”“异兽?配合?”那小队长说到这里,自己都忍不住笑了一下,“但凡那些家伙会配合,能听人类的命令,我们还至于厮杀到现在?我们早就驯服一大批异兽了。”火烈哼声道:“不必配合。可以打晕了在剃……”小队队长笑了笑:“打晕了也的确可以。但醒了之后呢?”“异兽本就暴虐残忍,发现自己被人类打晕剃毛……呵,那不得疯了?”“这无毛猫这么乖巧,怎么会是异兽?更不会是打晕之后被剃了毛,彻底疯狂的异兽。”小明也连忙适时的再翻一个跟头,“喵”了一声,尽显乖巧。看着这只乖巧的猫咪,再听着小队长的话语,众人也若有所思。的确。一只体型过于健硕、因为吃过一些不该吃的东西导致体内莫名蕴含魔力的无毛猫,和一只十分配合被剃了毛,还无比乖巧,粘人还会翻跟头的异兽。这两个都挺奇怪。但相比起来,前者更有说服力。后者,完全就是天方夜谭。哪里会有异兽配合剃毛?而且还这么乖巧,还会翻跟头?“好像也对啊。”“说起来,这要真是异兽,早就扑上来咬人了。”“就是嘛,怎么会有傻子带异兽入城?这不是找死吗?”周围人都忍不住窃窃私语起来。火烈也无法反驳,但还是咬牙道:“他可以训练异兽……”“够了,火烈,你到底在说些什么。训练异兽?你给我训练个我看看。”那小队长摇摇头,“行了,我做主了,这就是一只有些奇怪的无毛猫,我用性命担保,这绝对不是异兽。上级问责下来,我来负责。”火烈脸色愤愤,但也彻底无话可说,只能转头看向林凡,冷声道:“那你之前为什么躲躲藏藏?”“我怕引起误会,就像眼前这样……”林凡一脸心虚。主打的就是一个演技。“好了,火烈,你上去驻守吧。这里交给我。”小队长叹了口气,随即走向林凡,笑道:“不好意思,火烈的父母死在兽潮,被异兽杀死,她过于谨慎了。”“没事,理解,正因为你们尽忠职守,我们才能安全。”林凡一脸感谢和钦佩的看向眼前这个青年。“呵呵,你这猫还真挺大,难免被人误会。我也是养猫的,家里养了两只。”小队长笑了笑。林凡心说难怪会帮我……遇见猫奴了啊……不过这猫奴显然看错了对象,不过也别说,这光明豹剃了毛之后,简直就是加大版无毛猫。任谁看到这么乖巧的光明豹,都会觉得这就是一只体型巨大的无毛猫。“它牙齿不太好,我带它来拔牙。”林凡掰开光明豹的嘴巴,露出蛀牙。小队长点点头,这一幕更加深了他的想法,毕竟如果这是一只异兽,这小子还掰嘴把手指头伸进去?直接一口咬断了!“行了,大家都是养猫的。以后进城也别藏着掖着了,容易出现误会。”小队长笑了笑:“这是我的名片,以后进城让轮值的守夜者联系我。”林凡接过名片。津市守夜者第一大队第三小队队长,莫凡。

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