口嫌体正直的美人准备踏入火葬场(2/8)

“今天让我主动吧?”到了床边,苏濯期期艾艾说出了自己的想法。

“对了,你既然已经睡了,体验如何?”凌阳突然爬起来,“他那里大不大?体力应该没你好吧,那技巧是不是超赞?长得那么好看之前应该……”

“你没喝醉吗?”

云疏晨逐渐逼近,苏濯甚至能感受到他的呼吸喷吐在自己脸上。有酒味,却不让他讨厌。

“哇……小晨,你知道自己脸红了吗?”

“……没什么了。”云疏晨低低笑了两声,又将头搭在他肩上,虚抱住他,“要做吗?”

他随手一拉便露出大半胸肌,奶白色的皮肤上还印着两块吻痕。苏濯看得忍不住咽了口口水,爬上床向他靠近过去。

“闭嘴啊你,不要提到这个话题才两眼放光。”

有一搭没一搭的聊天突然沉寂了下来。半晌后云疏晨才回答:“是啊。”

被按住头顶向下陷了几分的凌阳哼了一声:“你说是就是吧,我只是想提醒你手机刚才亮了一下而已。”

苏濯心里的醋简直能吹泡泡了,忍不住开口:“其实我也……”

“嗯,之前养过一只布偶,前两年心脏病死了,之后就没再养了。”

“我酒量还是挺好的……”云疏晨甚至没有脸红,眼神清明地把苏濯按在玄关的墙上,“是在期待我喝醉了然后做些什么吗?”

苏濯很没出息地发现,自己光是听到这个询问句就已经硬了。

苏濯很想咆哮:是就是,不是就不是,中间沉默那么久是什么意思?!

“还好,小阳酒量太差只能喝汽水,基本都是我在喝。”

苏濯恨不得穿越回两分钟前给自己一大嘴巴子。

彩蛋:三十六计

被壁咚的苏濯反而忍不住脸上发热:“那种事不喝酒也可以做吧……”

“欲擒故纵,你不是很懂吗?”

好像是在劝慰自己,但苏濯把这句话品了一遍,又觉得他好像带了一种对凌阳的宠溺和纵容。

“……没。”云疏晨微微低下头,“没有不舒服。”

“居然还真挺有用的,所以说男人就是只会下半身思考的东西啊。”

“算了吧,还是小阳那套视野最好,别的都差点意思。不然我早就买一套住他家旁边了。”

……

“你这不是自己骂自己了吗!”

“你们今天喝的多吗?”

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“……我喝这么多了当然脸红。”云疏晨赶紧摸了摸自己有些发烫的脸颊,然后一巴掌按住蠢蠢欲动想要凑过来的凌阳,“你也是,不要开口就是那些东西……”

苏濯从车上跳下去的心都有了。

拎着一罐可乐的凌阳突然开口:“我觉得今天还可以将计就计……”

他连声音中都带着点阴阳怪气的酸味:“你们关系真的很好啊?”

“把你自己骂进去也就算了,干嘛把我也骂进去啊。”凌阳懒懒地趴着,“既然这样你就乘胜追击啊,干嘛搞得像是要借酒消愁一样。”

“呃……这里房子看起来不错。”

苏濯赶紧转移话题:“啊,你还养猫啊!我也很喜欢猫……”

云疏晨给面子地轻轻笑了两声,随后车内又是一片沉寂。

其实是想问他要不要看自己长发的苏濯:……话题怎么又回到凌阳身上了!

云疏晨朝他比划了一个国际通用手势:“你家又没有客房,让我睡地板?”

“都还好吧,好打理就行。”云疏晨看着窗外,随意地回答,“小阳隔几天就去保养,家里还有老关给他做护理,所以看着好看。换我才懒得弄。”

云疏晨伸手扯开自己的衬衫,随意地靠在床头,一副任君采撷的模样。

他忍不住露出了得意的微笑,又很快压了下去,把手机放到一边准备过会儿再回复。

“好啊……你准备怎么主动?”

“要不我们也在这里买一套?”

【刚加完班,我去接你?】

一路无话地回到车里,苏濯默不作声地系上安全带,反倒是云疏晨先开口:“小阳就这德行,没心没肺的,你别放在心上。”

“虽然他骂人的功夫实在太差了,只会骂不要脸和混蛋。”云疏晨在回忆中带上了笑意,“我家猫跳起来挠人都比他杀伤力高。”

云疏晨赶紧拿过手机,是一条意料之内的消息。

回应他的是云疏晨毫不客气的摔门声。

还没等他憋屈地出声,云疏晨再次望着窗外,回忆一般慢吞吞开口:“初中的时候……只有他愿意和我玩,还会在我…被欺负的时候帮我骂人。”

“我家有地暖!”

“除了那种事呢?”

苏濯的手便继续抚摸过去,感受着手上传来的火热的触感:“感觉你有点热?”

他顿了顿,语气中带了点不高兴:“……虽然我当选的都是班花。”

苏濯绞尽脑汁想着话题:“嗯……对了,你喜欢长发吗?”他一只手摸了摸自己的板寸,“或者锡纸烫那种卷短发?”

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云疏晨斜靠在沙发上,面前的桌子上摆了一排空酒瓶,还有一听没喝完的可乐。

“嗯,这倒是真的,他从小就好看。”云疏晨居然点头承认了,“从我初中认识他开始,只要有什么班草校草的投票,他永远是高票当选那个。”

凌阳打了个呵欠:“不懂,我要是被纵就直接分了,不像你这种痴情专一的好男人。”

“是啊,毕竟是江景房。”

但他的思路还没反应过来:“还有什么?”

手碰到他肌肤的一瞬间,苏濯明显感觉到他颤抖了一下,只是神色未变,便开口询问:“不舒服吗?”

他决定闭上嘴好好开车。

他带着点酸味旁敲侧击:“他长得挺帅的。”

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