cater35 老婆哥(2/2)

唐幽欣慰地点了点头,神色温和了许多。

“好嘞。”左烽嘴上应着,却不往饭桌那边挪,而是趴在他耳边飞快地说完几个字:“老婆哥。”

让他自己琢磨去吧,就算被发现了自己也顶多挨顿骂,看看谁先急。

“瞎胡说。”卯一边脱衣服边走到沙发边上,拿起半瓶矿泉水灌了几口,一抹嘴角说:“下次别让我跟他单独待一块儿啊,尴尬死了。”

“真的嘛?谢谢!卯哥你真好!”秦臻高兴得就像已经如愿了一样,拉着卯一的胳膊摇晃着撒娇,见卯一勾着嘴角似笑非笑地看着他,这才后知后觉地收敛起这份激动,跑到门口矜持地跟他道别。

“…你!”沈冰玉抬手要给他一巴掌,被他一个闪身躲开了,好像这一抽一躲已经成了两人的条件反射。

“嗯,拜拜。路上注意安全。”卯一摆摆手。

江辰简直看不下去他这副没出息的德行,摆了摆手去厕所卸妆了。

沈冰玉双颊透红,气息紊乱地整理好自己的衣服,没好眼色地扔给他一包抽纸:“快擦干净。”

“咳咳…下次见。”

江辰无语道:“你刚才自己扔的你忘了?”

沈冰玉的脸色这才缓和了下来,摸了摸他的脸,有些担心道:“你脸上这伤,真不用处理?”

“没事儿,你亲我几下就不疼了。”左烽挂在他的肩头,挑着漂亮的桃花眼看着他说。

做完这些,左烽把手机一扔,心情颇好地去做饭了。

沈冰玉用警惕的眼神看着他。

“……干嘛?”卯一浑身一哆嗦,下意识摆出了防御架势。

沈冰玉把车开回了家,刚一上楼左烽就非常自觉地申请去给他做晚饭了,于是他就趁这个时间去舒舒服服地泡了个热水澡。

江辰挑了挑眉,怪声怪调地调侃道:“卯哥,心情不错哦?”

左烽把晚饭端上餐桌,看见沈冰玉已经泡完澡在擦头发了,裹着雪白的浴袍站在沙发边上,整个客厅里都飘散着他橘子味沐浴露的清甜香味。

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江辰把他的手机递过去:“给。”

沈冰玉瞪他:“你叫我什么?”

卯一突然想起来了什么,把身上好几个口袋拍了一遍,边拍边问:“我手机呢?”

左烽并没有老老实实地进厨房做饭,沈冰玉洗澡的途中他的电话响了两次,他拿起来一看,不出意料的,都是卯一打来的,他现在看见这个人的名字就烦,索性把未接来电全都删掉,顺便把人家的电话号码和微信都拉进了黑名单。

卯一知道他的性格三棍子打不出一个屁,也懒得跟他挤牙膏,冲他竖了个大拇指:“幽灵说得对。”

沈冰玉皱了皱眉,对他玩世不恭的态度有些来气,语气加硬道:“臭小子,别蹬鼻子上脸啊,不然以后你都别想做了。”

“老婆啊,你不是我老婆吗?”左烽擦了擦手把纸团扔进垃圾桶。

“滚一边儿去。”卯一懒得理他,看了一眼一直默默无闻擦拭着自己的键盘的唐幽,没想到正好跟他对上了视线。

左烽殷勤地跑过去接过毛巾给他擦头发,擦着擦着手就不知道放到哪去了,搂着他的腰一起倒在了沙发上,低头在他后颈处闻闻味道,说他像一颗刚剥了皮的大橘子。

说。

“有电话没?”卯一拿衣服擦了擦手机屏幕急忙点开。

“有病。”卯一骂了他一句接着喝。

卯一哼着小曲晃晃悠悠地回到休息室,刚一进门几双眼睛就齐刷刷地看向他。

左烽明显很吃他这套,但效果好像起反了,你越瞪他他越来劲,你越揍他他手上动作越放肆,俩人打架似的亲热了半天,沈冰玉的头发都干了,浴袍半敞,雪白的脖颈上多了一排玫红色的牙印。

沈冰玉扑了个空,看见左烽已经乖乖坐在饭桌前等着他吃饭了,无奈叹了口气,摆摆手:“算了,懒得说你,吃饭吃饭。”

“哈哈哈哈,身残志坚才符合你的办事风格啊。”江辰笑道。

卯一看着他:“怎么在你那?”

左烽最擅长看人眼色,见沈冰玉真的有些不悦,便端正了自己的态度,走过去温柔地抱住他:“好吧好吧,你不喜欢我就不叫了。”

“……”唐幽冷淡地看着他,脸上没有什么情绪,好像已经盯了他半天了。

左烽接住砸过来的抽纸,勾着嘴角懒洋洋地朝他甩了甩手腕,指缝间挂着一些粘稠的不明液体,笑着说:“老婆,我都说了别夹那么紧,瞅给我手都夹麻了。”

“我看这秦小少爷也不行啊,竟然让你腿不打颤地回来了,还以为你们高低得去楼上开个钟点房呢。”江辰凑到他身边,看热闹不嫌事大道。

“滚,我看你也没什么大事,吃饭去吧。”沈冰玉一巴掌把他拍开,白担心了。

张宇一条腿搭在沙发背上,一条腿踩着地,四仰八叉地躺在沙发上打游戏,手指飞速操作着,眼睛从屏幕上移开两秒,瞥了他一眼:“你喝的是我的水,恶心心。”

卯一换好衣服,把鼻子里塞着的血纸抽出来扔掉,又塞了块干净的纸,不咸不淡道:“那我也太饿了,都这样了还要去开房,不怕鼻血流人家一身啊?回头退房的时候保洁上来一看,满床的血印子,还以为发生什么凶案了呢。”

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