1和死对头进入羞羞剧本(2/2)

所以在沈妈妈对沈靖川的一顿灌输下,两个小豆丁的第一次见面简直堪称一场大灾难。

沈靖川!?

“小朋友,这是当然可以的啦”

女人并不意外,“当然可以。虽然没有什么副作用,但一般来说是不建议的。”她笑得愈发开怀,“哦对了,梦的种类有很多,光是美梦就有十几种,你是想给他买什么梦呢?”

「滴滴滴——已成功检测二位的全部数据,正在加载圆梦剧本」

“许哥,我今天就不上去了,有约会。”将许念送到楼下,柳青一改平日的习惯,甩甩手离开了。

而五岁的小许念一整个哇哇大哭,但这场噩梦却并没有结束,反而是刚刚开始……

想起这些,许念厌烦地又点了根烟,熟练地吞云吐雾起来。

除开万年老二的属性,许念一直有件埋藏在心底的憋屈事没告诉过柳青。

奇怪的机械音撞进大脑,许念有些疑惑的四处张望,直到看到那个熟悉得不能再熟悉的脸蛋。

许念:???

许妈妈一直和沈妈妈是情深意切的好闺蜜,两人好到恨不得穿一条裤子,而更缘分的是,两人不仅结婚在同一段时间,就连怀孕都在同一段时间。故而,两个渴望亲上加亲的妈妈便私自给两小孩定了娃娃亲……

少年拍了拍裤子上的灰尘,语气慵懒。

走出店铺,许念弯了弯嘴角,眉眼上挑,比起刚刚,他的心情是好了不少。

从见面成为邻居那一刻一直到小学四年级他反抗之前,沈靖川无时无刻不再对外宣示主权。

女人修长的手指轻轻攀上一个缠着紫色丝带的小瓶子,上面隐约画着些奇怪的符号。

想着,手机游戏里的傻逼队友都看着亲切可爱了不少。

“那可以给别人买噩梦之类的吗?”许念抬眼,撞上那双妩媚得不行的眼眸。

「loadg…」

五岁的沈靖川哪里见过什么世面,只是在第一眼看见了又娇又漂亮的未来老婆后狠狠地抱着狂亲,一边亲还一边嚷嚷着“我会娶你,爱你一辈子”的肉麻话语。

他想,是挺缺德的,但好像从认识沈靖川后他这个平静无波的机器人性子就变成这样了……

“只是怪梦而已,稍微恶心一下沈靖川。再说,这也未必是真的……”

“许小少爷?”

「loadg…」

上了楼,他一反常态地早早洗漱,拥入床的怀抱。

虽然这个主意在两个男娃娃一前一后降生后黄了,但沈妈妈并不死心,毕竟在同性可婚的现在还是大有可能的,况且许念从小就漂亮得像个瓷娃娃。

「恭喜二位玩家绑定完成,进入圆梦剧本《那天被学霸舍友发现了秘密》,请二位珍惜生命,积极配合剧情走向~」

沈靖川:所以你是有什么秘密瞒着我吗?

p; “请问两位客人是需要买梦吗?”清润的声音如同雨后滴在山林里的露珠,令人觉着舒服。

「滴滴滴——欢迎两位玩家绑定圆梦系统!」

和他的精致漂亮不同,沈靖川长相英气俊秀,五官端正棱角分明,剑眉星眸,鼻梁高挺,身上只是穿着再普通不过的白衬衣,却透出一股成熟型男的气质。

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因为心情不错,许念直接连胜了一晚上。挂在卧室的钟表“哒哒哒”地快走,伴随着少年歪扭地倒下,十点了。

柳青的话被无情地打断,站在一旁的少年冷声开口,“老板,请问可以给别人买梦吗?”

“嗯。”他眯了眯眼,将烟头扔向居民楼下的垃圾桶。

娶到不亏!完全不亏啊!

薄唇轻启,因为靠的近,磁性的声音沙沙地卷进耳廓,惹得他有些痒。

“嗯不用”

虽然沈靖川以前占他便宜,但对他好的可是没话说,而这也是他选择怪梦而不是噩梦的最大原因。

“也不知道什么时候能生效,那家伙应该十点就睡了吧……”少年恶劣地勾起嘴角,一股大仇将要报的爽意升腾。

“许哥,你这够缺德的呀!”柳青撇撇嘴,想到刚刚站在自己身的这位拽哥大手一挥直接给自家死对头买了一个星期的“怪梦”,他就忍不住冒冷汗。

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