一 荒郊野岭的那个人(2/3)

我:那要不要聊聊天?

完,感觉我太急躁了,已经让他感觉“这货八成是个饥渴的变态了”

嘿,别说,您还真别说,您真是这个。

我:那

我:那你不想要吗

; 那两天我排的是白班,天天带着人干乱七八糟的破活儿,一天天忙到断腿,就这样,我还时不时想着看一眼小蓝。

我又发了一遍。

找到三楼,敲门,里面传来一句低沉的:“进来。”

这也没啥好隐瞒的,有点脑子都能想到,就这么个不毛之地,就来了我们这伙新人。

我是0

得,至少也是答应了,我又费劲巴力地去找司务长。

到了晚上,我拉紧蚊帐,喷了一瓶花露水,倒在床上,美美地打开了手机,没点进去呢,就看见三字儿。

他:聊什么

这连长抬头看了看我,上下打量了我一圈,眼神怪怪的,像是在审视我似的。

我看指导员这两天和这位连长沟通得不太顺畅,我们连长也是个暴脾气,压根不敢王见王,结果,这活儿落我头上了,晦气。

一下午,没理我。

他:不了

“连长,我们想商量一下,能不能用一下你们后厨,我们餐车现在不太好使,做饭不太方便。”我低声下气地跟他商量。

看看自己,绑腿松了,还掉出靴子外面,没扎腰带,还挽着袖子,嗯,一眼杂牌。

忙了一溜十三遭,我们司务长总算用上了正经铁锅,施展了一把四川厨子的好手艺,晚上给大家吃的红光满面,满头冒汗,估计明天就得一群跑厕所的。

他:不了吧

就这里面,要是真有一个同类,哪怕揩揩油呢,货真价实的野战兵哥,多香啊,谁不馋呢!

已读,不回。

这地方,荒郊野岭,深山老林,山高皇帝远,这伙人,跟着这么个连长,竟然天天练得嗷嗷的,上午四百米障碍,下午十公里越野,今天搬着几十斤的弹药箱嗷嗷叫,明天就扛着一米长的炮筒子哐哐跑,晚上还得在单杠上遛一遛,一个个转的跟大风车似的。

我主动出击:要见见吗?

我:见见呗,给你打飞机

这身衣服,虽然我眼前的每个人都在穿,但是穿在他身上,就是显得宽肩窄腰,英武威风,那叫一个帅气。尤其是腰带绑紧勒出腰身,看得我这个眼馋啊。

妈的,是觉得我没有兵样儿吗?我敢说我要是分到这地方,他能半年把我练瘦三十斤。

没忍住,不死心,还是问了一句:你是1?

三天了,这人就回了一句话:你是来施工的?

未读,这是唯一的安慰。

一进门,嚯,这位,自己办公室里,一身迷彩,戴帽子扎腰带,大军靴,板正儿的坐着呢,真是规矩。

我一进去先敬了个礼:“报告!”

我勒个大草的,看了看自己的资料,一阵心酸,咱是个实诚人,实打实的信息,不诱人,唉。

我握着手机,直挠头,这话让我怎么接。

我摸了摸包里的马应龙,但笑不语。

他:嗯

支了帐篷,就得开餐车,餐车不如正经锅灶施展得开,司务长气得嗷嗷叫。

我:你在这是不是约不着人啊

他:不想

真是把我们这伙人看得,服的啊,我们连里,也就那么一两个尖子能拉出来和人家遛一遛,比不过,真的比不过。

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要是撞了号,那就是老天不给力,不过,就算是撞号,打个手炮互撸一下也行嘛,我说哥们你在这儿荒郊野岭的,一年见不着一个同类,你不憋得慌吗?

可能也是因为没女的,这伙黑憨憨,练热了就脱衣服,光着膀子开练,油光铮亮的黝黑肌肉,各个都是胸肌腹肌,甚至还有练出鲨鱼肌公狗腰的,太牛逼了,搞得我都快斜视了,妈个蛋的,看得火气旺,三天导了两管子了。

实在是因为,这两天看到的兵哥都太可口了。

我是1

我又坐起来了。

下午,指导员让我过去跟这里的连长商量,借用一下他们的后厨。

我就说:嗯,你是连里的?

“行,你去跟司务长说吧。”他没抬头,就把我打发了。

现在显示对面2分钟前在线。

对方马上就回了:哦

虽说不是自己头顶上的官儿,大小也是个正连,规矩还是得守。

还行,至少没拒绝。

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