12“等等我啦曹光砚一起走”(2/8)

???蒲一永也不爽:“我好好坐在这里明明是他撞上来的哎……还有,干嘛把我的豆浆给他。”

???“不是的,妈妈。”

???蒲一永以为曹光砚找人找魔怔了,才会连看到一个疯大妈都要问人下落。

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???曹光砚手里捧着杯豆浆,坐在旁边默默听他吐槽,又时不时张望一下路过的人。

???“啊!!!”

???“曹光砚!你能不能轻点啊!轻点啊喂!”

???曹光砚叼着牙刷在客厅转了一圈,一无所获后回到浴室问蒲一永。

???“你有看到余洁吗?”

???曹光砚噗呲笑了出来。

???曹光砚见上升到了人身攻击,也不满地皱了皱眉。但毕竟是蒲一永有错在先,他拉了拉蒲一永衣角。

???“靠北!大妈你神经病啊!”

???蒲一永比曹光砚的反应还要激烈。他一把抓过曹光砚的手,看人手都红了,眉头一皱,凶巴巴的样子像是要吃人。

????“你是认识的吧。而且关系还不浅,你就是……”

???“蒲一永,算了。”

???蒲一永这目标物挺大的,也没想到还真有人中招。一小孩捧着杯刚买的豆浆哒哒哒跑过,没仔细瞧,扑通一下绊了个狗吃屎,豆浆洒了满地。

???哎?好像有哪里不对。

???“你才神经病呢!想对别人家的孩子干什么呢!”

???曹光砚盯着人一直没说话,蒲一永还以为他是被打疼了,不甘示弱地回击。

???女人这才一脸紧张地查看小孩状况。

???现在才刚刚七点,路上没几个人,自然也不会有人将大明星蒲一永跟现在这位像是坐在路边要饭的人联系起来。蒲一永干脆更没形象,伸展的长腿都快到马路中间。

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????“少在这里胡说八道了……我、我才不认识什么余洁!”

???水果糖掉了一地。

???蒲一永被热豆浆烫到蹭地收回了腿,一下提着小孩衣领将他拎了起来。

????曹光砚也跟人瞪着眼,唇紧紧抿着,眼神和语气中都带着确信。

???曹光砚在厕所一边刷牙一边消化自己短暂的实习生涯被暂停的现实,蒲一永在旁边口吐白沫,不吐象牙:“你反射弧够长哦明明都两三天没去了怎么搞得像刚失业一样……”

???“所以我就说这种模式很不公平啦。他们想找我帮忙就能随时随地,不管我是在拉屎还是吃饭地找到我。到了我要找他们的时候,电话号码的区号都不知道拨哪个……”

像是在给上等排骨上卤料,而蒲一永则疼得嗷嗷直叫。

????蒲一永见曹光砚素来白净的手上旧伤未愈又添新伤,整个人气得像只炸毛的猫。刚准备跟人对峙,却被曹光砚一把按住。

???蒲一永:……

???“喂小孩!你碰瓷吗?”

???女人眼珠子都快蹬出眼眶了,没再计较,转身准备离去。

???“弟弟说得对,我们一定不能学这个哥哥做错了事还反咬。来,这个给你。”

???蒲一永刚想梗着脖子说是又怎样,却没想到小孩摇了摇头。

???“陈雅风我跟你说了多少次!陌生人给的东西不能随便吃!你要我说几遍?嗯?”

????简直就是此地无银三百两。

???中年妇女高高瘦瘦,一双眼睛已经大得够吓人,瞪起人来就更恐怖。她朝两人发火还不够,转过头又开始教训孩子。

???最后两人澡都没洗,一人摊一个沙发直接睡着了。

???中年妇女也不是个善茬:“看你这一脸罪犯样就不像是个安好心的人!”

???他叹了一口气,还不是因为线索断了,现在不知道该忙什么,才突然想起来自己成为了无业游民……

???他从蒲一永手里解救出小男孩,给他拍了拍身上的灰,又将身旁还没开的豆浆递给了他。

???他又从书包里翻出水果糖。

???他脚一蹬准备起床开始新的一天,翻身还不到一半就piaji掉到了地上。他一抬头看见蒲一永像死人一样垂下沙发的手,发出了杀鸡一般的尖叫声。

???一个中年妇女冲了过来,狠狠拍开曹光砚的手。

????却没想到听到这句话的妇女脸色突变,大大的眼睛里满是被戳破的慌张。

???曹光砚心想他这真是饱汉不知饿汉饥,站着说话不腰疼。他狠狠瞪了蒲一永一眼。

????她更加狠地拍开了曹光砚的手。

???“哎呀摔哪了?没事吧?摔疼了没?”

???完了她还是不善罢甘休,瞪了两人一眼问孩子:“是他们害你摔跤的吗?”

???“还有这个,算是赔礼道歉。”

???“刷你的牙啦你有什么资格说我!”

???曹光砚却突然拉住了她。

???他盯着她的脸又看了好一会儿,才终于不确定地问道。

???“陈雅风!”

???小孩见状也马上在旁边解释,说是自己绊倒了,然后这个哥哥将自己扶起来还给他拿了杯新豆浆和糖。

???蒲一永的脸色顿时像吃了一个苍蝇一样难看起来。

???“好心被当驴肝肺!”

???“请问,你认识余洁吗?”

???两人都没受理他的抗议,小弟弟甜甜地说了声谢谢哥哥,正准备接过。

???小孩不以为意地扯了扯妈妈的手,说:“没事了妈妈,我们走吧。”

???蒲一永戴着墨镜坐在马路边上啃包子,一脸不爽。

???早上六点,曹光砚的生物钟将他准时唤醒。

???小孩被吓到,委屈得直撇嘴,但还是理直气壮地回:“明明是哥哥你乱停乱放占用公共道路。”

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