霸道男主(2/3)

“姐姐我就不烦你了,你好好练习阿”

我留下努力练习台词的玛丽苏,默默擦了不存在的眼泪扬长而去

那天狗狗送了情侣版狂犬病,玛丽苏跟刘子的pgu都被咬到红肿,一坐下就发疼,有些人不知情,纷纷问我砸回事

玛丽苏自然被气si,你了个半天一句话也说不清

话一说出口,最怕空气突然沉默,随後

“就这?”

“谁臭男人阿,你谁!我可是要跟她对决,平民给我滚!”

但这一切都变了所以原本马上好的玛丽苏他们现在正痛不yu生,心情好愉悦阿,我慢慢的品嚐茶,享受得来不易的安宁,顺便欣赏眼前的场景

“依依你凶我!所以ai会消失对吧”

“汪汪汪”好耶

“後面300公尺处有个”

“而且他很乖的,对吧二哈?”

我没有逃避,而是掏出巨大音响,最大音频,而所有仆人就像是早已习惯的带上耳塞

“你不去阻止?”

“好啊”

“渣男语录,你们攻我回怼”心想:正好修完渣男渣nv文学试试刀呢

首先是男方先攻

当天我带上狗狗一起上课,嗯…这狗狗就像是天生戏jg,其他人0时都没有甚麽事,等玛丽苏或刘子时就是

“这可不像你”

红晨&秃鹫&黎明“谁…快把他带走…”倒地

我没有回应,示意她看着,而这时,不知哪里出现的麻烦jg出现了,根据故事他是我的恋人,而且是超级腹黑有病的,因为原本的依依受不了对他不管不顾,导致後面变成玛丽苏的12345678配中的其中一员,没想到他会这麽快过来…

“喔,你说他们阿,欸,就是为了面子阿”

“nv人!你好大的胆子”

“汪汪汪汪!”我不走!本狗狗做错什麽了!

“别说我无情,我正好有个上电视的机会给你”

“我那个,我从小会算命,今日掐指一算,往西有命中一劫,此劫不可避,必须y碰y“

“6”

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刘子&玛丽苏“这疯狗会咬人啊啊啊啊!”

“奇怪,好像哪里说过这台词”

“不要阿!你也看到他惊人的拆家能力了”

“可怜那,还要这样要面子,大家就多关心吧”

“汪呜呜呜呜”狗狗我不乾净了!!!!

“对!我是去找人了!那又如何,我不是怕你寂寞凑个12星座陪你吗!你细类靠”

“你说现实还是非现实的”

我不用看也知道是谁,不知怎麽的刘子输掉我的流言满校皆知,在那之後一直找我挑战,而玛丽苏当然一直传我跟他的诽闻,ga0得我每天听一次吐一次在她身上

我想她是太高兴了,一直重复练习台词,身为她的好姐姐,我就不打扰她了

“有什麽问题,拆家去玛丽苏房间、尿尿去林默房间、食物交给墨雨、要发疯去找林萱他们”

“合理”

“汪汪汪!”你才疯!一个有病的一个没救的

“依依!那个臭男人是谁”

“我懂,我都懂”

“所以你赢了大奖是什麽”

“你看都面目狰狞了,这该有夺痛阿”

“这样啊”

“汪汪汪!汪汪汪汪!”我只是轻轻碰一下,谁知道它这麽脆弱

“妖魔鬼怪的”

“来对决吧!,2对2,我赢了你去给我厘清诽闻,你给我滚”

阿…场面看似变成两男争一nv的场面,但…两个都恶男,实在看不下去

“汪汪汪汪!”所以ai会消失对吧

狗狗委屈

“无条件完成我一个需求,不可反悔”

或许剧情被我改变,毕竟原本遇到刘子的反派林依依是si都不要放弃他,但最後不仅失败,还被玛丽苏传绯闻

只见红晨拖着二哈就要把它丢出去

“没事就好”

然後就是他逃~她追~他cha翅难飞~

我一个左踏步瞬移到刘子前,他就像是早料到般自顾自的说着台词

“姐姐阿,之前的都是误会,你是我最ai的姐…”

“你说好只ai我一人的,果然nv人的嘴骗人的鬼”

“来战斗吧!”

“现在其实大家都会接受的,也不会多说甚麽,你说这不去治不就会越严重吗”

“什麽?!”

“秦安,我背後是不是有脏东西”

“那个泡沫绿茶!!!你的男友也太烂!!!该怎麽说,中看不中用!根本不行啊他!还是去找你的12345678备胎们快活吧!!!!”

“妹妹真是努力勤学,整t一直你你你想必是为了这时吧”

明天也是一如既往的上课,只不过我的上学夥伴多了一个,我跟秦安有一话没一话的聊,直到看见校门口的闹剧

“汪汪汪!欠咬!

“哼,我就知道我的魅力让你无法自拔,nv人,我再给你一次…”

“你竟然背着我找男人,当初的山盟海誓算什麽!”

“可恶”

我一把抱起狗狗,而秦安则是一脸恐惧

“哼,谁说我不?我只是等待时机”

“来啊!”

“然後我就跟那个病人打了7749回合,赢了大奖回来”

最後狗狗使出无敌风火轮,把红晨、秃鹫跟胃痛的黎明扫倒在地,然後就像是庆祝胜利般鬼哭狼嚎

秦安“好…狗狗”这样做真的对吗

“汪汪汪汪汪!”凶

“嗯,演的不错”

呼,幸好这并不用什麽正常逻辑,总之是平安度过了,而玛丽苏就像深g0ng怨妇盯着我,我想她一定是在疑惑我为什麽还活蹦乱跳的

“算成语”

“做得好狗狗,今晚加餐”

“但其实这也没什麽不是吗,明明得了痔疮还不治疗”

“我!”

全部人“厉害!”

男主&男配1“来啊!b什麽”

看着上面的传单,忍者哈特利演员,每天只要你你你你你,时薪250

“还没完呢!”

“汪汪汪汪!”感觉好欠咬,我可以咬吗

今天一样也是平凡的高中生活,不过不同的是…

拿着二哈

“整个校园都要被你拆光了!保险的钱都快不够了!”

“我再给你一次重组语言的机会”

看到这幕的秦安疑惑的问着“你不是厌恶他一直找你挑战吗?”

“汪!”对,本狗狗最bang

“你!”

“都给我闭嘴!!!!!”

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