剧情篇通感娃娃(2/2)

“我是推销员,这款诅咒娃娃很好用的,亲~买一个吧亲,诅咒效果持续一天,只要九万九,你是新客户,给你打个折,九块九也行。”

桃南风不着痕迹用指尖沾了一点血,这才笑眯眯地离开了校草家。

曲指成钩,鹰爪一般的大掌从后伸出,按在了少年圆溜溜、毛绒绒的脑袋上,指尖用力之狠,恨不得捏碎头盖骨,把少年的天灵盖给掀起来。

校草实在被惊动了,赶紧劝:“你慢点儿吃!没人跟你抢,哎~你别噎死了。”

快到连校草也没有反应过来,稻草人的胳膊刚一离身,一声杀猪惨叫哇哇响起来。

桃南风就像个被丢掉的破布娃娃,一头栽进了墙壁,恐怕要头破血流。

“老李,看招!”

桃南风一张白皙俊秀的娃娃脸,看上去跟校草差不多大,一口一个“小弟弟”,怪异无比,校草干脆说:“我叫张酒酒,这个名字怎么叫都不好听,他们都管我叫‘校草’,你也这样叫吧。”

“好”

“好吃!这个好吃!这个也好吃!哇~好好吃!好辣好辣我最讨厌辣椒了!”

“——轰!”

少年笑容灿烂,如同怀恨在心,大仇终于得报,笑容从心里一直浮现到了脸上。

指尖那一缕鲜血注入了人偶,那人偶立即有了鲜活的人气,光秃秃的脸庞逐渐清晰明朗起来,眉眼清俊秀丽,细鼻薄唇,依稀有几分校草的风采。

不过,等待电梯时,桃南风又从公文包掏出来一个有手有脚,脸上没有五官的人偶。

李虔诚才不管什么诅咒娃娃,抓住桃南风的脑袋,手指几乎嵌进了天灵盖里,竟然整个儿提溜了起来,像扔垃圾一样丢向门外。

桃南风吃饱喝足,十分满意地说:“我走了,下次再来。小弟弟你手艺真好,我还能来蹭饭吗?”

,走到深陷自卑,无比痛苦的李虔诚面前,笑眯眯说:

校草正考虑找急救药箱的时候,却看见像壁虎一样趴在墙壁上的桃南风猛一转身,李虔诚第一时间关门,依然没防住,大耗子似的从门缝又挤了进来。

“多谢款待”

李虔诚正无比自卑,正愁没地方献殷勤,闻此言,简直大喜大乐,忙乐颠颠地应下了。

“你算哪根葱?”桃南风看向了冷眼旁观的校草,“上门就是客,小弟弟,哪能让客人洗碗呢?”

“别愣着了,你来收拾残局。”

诅咒娃娃……通感娃娃,嘻嘻~调教人的时候可好用了。

桃南风赶紧道歉:“呀,我不是故意的。”

“没事”

李虔诚阴恻恻地怒吼:

“…………”

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这惨叫声如此凄厉悲壮,甚至惊动了整栋楼,大家都在猜是哪家的熊孩子不写作业,翻出他爸的私房钱被他妈逮了个正着。

“老李哥,借你一滴血啊。”

“……”

李虔诚赶紧冲上去,二人抢来抢去,如同风卷残云,将一桌饭菜一扫而空。

“校草啊,”要换作别人,桃南风肯定放肆嘲笑,可眼前这位校草是名副其实的校草,是能用颜值霸凌别人的水平,所以桃南风欣欣然接受,“校草,你来送送我吧。”

不过下一刻,他笑不出来了。

说时迟那时快,玩具刀,一刀削掉了稻草人的胳膊。

“呵~有生辰八字和血液,这下子,能做的事情就多了。”

桃南风一点也不怕天灵盖被掀开,仍旧笑眯眯的,说:“好哇好哇,求之不得。还有哟,我才不是老李的朋友,我们是同事关系。”

“吃够了吗?吃够了就去洗碗!”

“饿肚子的人都很暴躁,叔叔你快松开。你叫桃南风是么?你是叔叔的朋友么?留下吃个饭吧。”

指尖划过校草的掌心,竟然割出了一道血痕,一缕鲜血顿时逸出来。

校草担心出人命,又担心热气腾腾的饭菜凉了不好吃,于是邀请:

以饿死鬼之姿,横扫千军,气吞万里。

“大胆!那是宝宝亲自下厨给我做的!”

校草心说:我一口没吃,总不能让我洗。于是朝李虔诚一扬眉,使唤起来:

校草眉头一挑:他们认识?

桃南风灵巧无比,绕过二人,一屁股坐到了餐桌旁,拿起筷子呼噜噜大口吃喝。边吃边哇哇大叫:

就几步路而已,校草送他出门,桃南风亲昵地牵住校草的手,彬彬有礼说:

只听少年一声大喝:

“桃——南——风——”

掏出一把玩具刀,手起刀落,一缕鲜红的血流到了稻草人上。

李虔诚毫不客气地使唤桃南风,没错,他已经把自己当成了这个家的男主人。

九万九的诅咒娃娃,打折到九块九。价格这么随意的么。

校草觉得,叔叔的同事真有趣。

三个字,杀气腾腾。

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