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许剑接着对小媛说:“我说你也真是,喘不过气来就脱了呗!”

我踹了老公一脚:“你敢出卖我?”

小媛说着就脱掉了sh透的x罩,故意挺着高高的rufang在在我眼前晃着。

“ga0你个头呀!”

小媛说:“我可知道厨房里夏天烤火的滋味,来,先喝杯啤酒凉快一下,冰镇的。”

我老公坐下後说:“我当什麽事呢,虽然面对绝世佳人,但本人是个意志坚强、立场坚定的人。”

我说着接过了杯子,笑着对她说:“来,为我们nv人间的理解万岁乾杯。”

喝了一大口,真舒服!

“不平衡又怎样?”

我老公也被感染了,就对我说:“听到没有?不公平。”

我犹豫起来,外面催开了:“快点,我们要开吃啦!”

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六瓶啤酒很快喝完了,大家都没有喝够,我老公站起来说:“我再去提一捆吧?”

我笑得说不出话来,只是冲着他们摇手。

吃饭时我紧紧夹着腿,连腰都不敢弯,可我吃米饭总得夹菜,一开始还能注意,後来也就忘了,春光外泄也就不可避免了,大家都没有太在意。两个男人吃得衣服都sh透了,到後来乾脆赤膊上阵,光着膀子大吃海喝。

也许是受到我的影响和他老公的“鼓励”她一口气喝光了杯里的半杯酒,站起来脱掉了吊带,只穿着内衣。许剑还没有什麽反应,我老公的眼却一下就直了。我装着没看见,其实我b她惨,薄薄的吊带背心贴在身上,rt0u都看得清清楚楚。

大家都同意,他套上sh呼呼的t恤就出去了。

“那哪儿行?你快点,我们等你。”

“行,看你好意思。”

我老公站在那里目瞪口呆地看着我们,傻傻地笑着问:“你们怎麽啦?”

我老公也颠三倒四地说:“你这人怎麽总扫大家的兴?”

小媛踢了他一脚,说:“你混蛋!”

“该说的我都说了,还能说什麽,我们俩她当家。”

许剑大笑着对老公说:“刚才,刚才你老婆还说你是个意志薄弱、立场不坚定的人呢!这会儿就变得意志坚强、立场坚定啦!行了,行了,两位绝世佳人,我看你们今天就别y了,已经没得衣服换了。”

他们俩也跟着大笑起来。

“看你这人,真是好心遭雷劈。”

我突然想到刚才许剑没s出来时我对他说的话,忍不住大笑起来。他俩见我突然大笑,不明白怎麽回事。

我们就这样嬉闹了一阵,估计我老公快回来了,小媛站起来说:“我还是穿上吧,不能给他犯错误的机会,只当是在游泳吧!”

我也有些意识模糊了,但想到明天要上班,就说:“明天还要上班呢,收摊吧?”

“喂,喂,喂,什麽毛病这是?怎麽啦?”

“对不自觉遵守平衡规则的人就要实行专政,你说句话吧!”

sh衣服贴在身上的确不好受,可她里面只剩内衣了。我心里清楚,小媛的三件内衣和两件t恤是今天回来才洗的,北京气温虽高,却很cha0sh,衣服都没g,现在就是想换都没的换,都是贴身的衣服,也没法向我借,看着她的可怜相我也是无可奈何。

我同学也强止住笑对我说:“对,平衡,现在就是不平衡,你看着办吧!”

看看盆里的sh衣服是没法再穿上了,心一横,就穿着吊带背心和裙子真空上阵了。

听到这话,我们三个笑得更厉害了。

小媛也是大汗淋漓,衣服全贴在身上了,里面内衣上的图案都清晰可见了。

他说完就端着米饭出去了。

说着就把我那杯端起来递给我。

“这可是你说的,别後悔,你当我不敢?”

让他亲了一下,对他说:“米饭不多,用小碗吧。你先把米饭端出去。”

“谁出卖你啦?我是在ga0平衡。”

就在这时,我老公提着一捆啤酒进来了,小媛急忙捂着x转过身去,我和许剑都笑得前仰後合。

小媛见我老公出去,就解开了x罩背扣,长出一口气:“憋si我啦!这件破东西,一见水就缩,勒得我喘不过气来。”

小媛回敬道。

我解下围裙,洗了手,他们已经倒好了啤酒。我的吊带和x罩都sh透了,走到用凳子并成的桌子前,笑着对他们说:“我得先洗一下,换件衣服,你们先吃吧!”

天热大家都没有胃口,就是喝酒。酒喝完了,菜也给吃得一乾二净,饭却剩了一堆。

我越发笑得厉害,对她说:“好了,好了,快穿上吧,不然他想不犯错误都不行了。”

许剑拉过老婆,把她捂着x部的手拉下来,说:“嘴接着y啊!”

小媛狠狠地瞪了他一眼,看了看我和老公,没说话。

为了不让他们多等,我急急拿了衣服就进卫生间去换洗了,等把sh衣服脱下来扔到盆里泡上了,才发现急急忙忙的没拿x罩和内k,只穿着吊带和裙子可怎麽出去?

虽然酒也喝得昏天黑地,可天热得谁也不想睡,也没法睡。老公醉眼眯眯地盯着小媛白皙的rufang醉话不断,那两口也是放浪之极,就差现场春g0ng秀了。

我上气不接下气地指着她对老公说:“她,她,她想让你今天犯错误。”

“没关系,我吃饼。你快来吧,别热坏了。”

“今天我还就让他犯错误。”

我继续大笑着对小媛说。

“看看你们这些男人,还是我们nv人贴心。”

小媛倒一下子放开了,边说边开酒瓶,光着上身给我们续上酒,大家说笑着又开始吃起来。

许剑就对小媛说:“看把你热的,脱了吧?”

“别,别,我老公可是个意志薄弱、立场不坚定的人,别让他犯错误。”

许剑在将我老公。

说着就把他老婆按在座位上,扯下了sh透的x罩扔在他们床下的盆里。

许剑口齿不清地说:“你……你……你不守规矩,没资格说话。”

小媛笑得喘不上气来,指着我说:“不,不公平!她为什麽还穿着衣服?”

我们笑得越发厉害,小媛满脸通红地挣扎着。

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