风花雪月:月之篇章(2/3)

“妈,你穿这件衣服不好看,我认识一个老板,专门回收旧衣服吧,你把这件衣服脱下来,我去给你换一件更好看的!”

“咳。。”

。。。。。。

让刘雪一脸无语的是,不靠谱的老妈居然双腿微屈,羞羞的看着她,口中吐出香气:“奴家知道了。”

这个老妈,简直是不可理喻,一脸黑线的刘雪低头喝牛n,不想说话了,反倒是被柳小猪搂在怀里的花花忍不住开口说道:“妈,别人那张纸条是说想跟你成为恋人,可能就是太喜欢你,开个玩笑而已,哪有什么qianbao不qianbao的?”

“一大早的你发什么疯?”

刘风惊了,直接放下筷子来到妈妈身边,伸手0了0她的额头:“你不会病了吧?今天怎么起那么早?还穿得这么好看?”

柳小猪刚露相的时候,刘风就惊为天人,邋里邋遢的妈妈居然可以这么美!大家都说自己跟她长得很像,自己长大以后岂不是也可以这么漂亮了?一想到这儿,刘风就又打起了歪主意,坏坏的笑了笑

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小风看着眼前的咪咪,像是被x1了魂魄一般,回过神来就狠狠的打了个冷颤,惊恐的倒退,面se惨白向姐姐告状:“大姐!花花,救命啊,老妈兽x大发,要g引nv儿了!啊啊啊啊!!!”

柳小猪藏在花花背后,探过小脑袋不服气:“我又没有做错什么,今天还起的这么早!我还洗澡洗头收拾了!”

“呀!痛!”

“啪。”

说着,柳小猪还右手前伸,作眺望远方状,还不听的问:“怎么样怎么样?好看吗?”

刘雪目瞪口呆,听这意思似乎还怪我?

“啪啪啪。”

见众人只是看着她发呆,柳小猪急了,对着小风弯腰,雪白挺翘的咪咪尽数暴露在了小风面前,柳小猪妩媚的一笑:“喜欢吗?”

柳小猪张了张嘴,狐疑的看着小风,问:“你真的觉得妈很好看吗?”

刘风把小x脯拍的啪啪作响:“放心,这次不骗你。”

刘雪白了她一眼,“我说你要是真饥渴了,去相亲去,对自己nv儿发,发那啥像话吗?”

“柳小猪,柳小猪。”

虽然大家都不喜欢柳小猪日夜颠倒的生活习惯,但还是默契的选择降低音量,担心吵到呼呼大睡的妈妈。

柳小猪可不吃这一套,松开花花,怀疑的看着一脸绯红的害羞小可ai,“花花,是不是你写的?”

柳小猪没有说完,不过我想是个人都知道她是什么意思,风sao无b的柳小猪就像饥渴几万年的v一样,咬着手指挨个g引自己的nv儿。

然后柳小猪却像是没听到一样,坐在了花花的身边,俯过身子,在花花的小耳朵旁边吹气:“花花,妈妈好看吗?”

花花的小脸蛋,噌的一下就通红一片了,浑身僵y,呼x1都开始困难起来,支支吾吾的说道:“好,好看。”

花花明显被吓到了,差点将口中的牛n喷出来,咳嗽几声才飞快地摆着小手:“不是我不是我,妈你别瞎猜了。”

“噫~”

眼波流转,柳小猪温柔的看着三个nv儿,小手放进嘴里轻咬,小声的问:“人家也可以吃吗?”

刘雪举起筷子作势要打,吓得柳小猪将自己躲进了花花的怀里瑟瑟发抖。

一身高贵典雅的礼服,露出大片大片雪白的背肌,高耸的圣nv峰也露出半个浑圆,许久不施粉黛的娇neng脸蛋上此时也并未多作装饰,寥寥几笔眼线就g勒出一个nv人所能拥有的美和媚。

“你凭什么打我?”

然后,出乎所有人意料的是,柳小猪今天居然早起了!

让刘雪等人绝倒的是柳小猪居然委屈巴巴的嘟起了小嘴生,气呼呼的说:“我好不容易早起,花了半个多小时打扮好,就是想g引出那个想qianbao我的坏人!现在好了,气氛全被你给破坏了。”

要不怎么说三个nv儿,小风最像她呢,,除了外表,自恋,蠢萌的x格也是有很多相似之处的。

刘雪眼前一亮,啧啧称赞:“老妈,你看看,我就说嘛!你多打扮打扮才好啊,这么好看的,可别想以前那样邋遢了。”

柳小猪美目发出睿智的光芒,洋

刘雪生气的拿筷子敲碗,对柳小猪吼:“柳月!你在g什么?不知检点!我,,我真的是对你太失望了。”

“奖励你个头。”

“那你为什么替qianbao老妈嫌疑人解释?”

柳小猪捂着光洁的额头,被打回了原型,x感和se气不见了,只剩下娇憨可ai,“阿雪,你不孝顺!居然动手打妈妈!会被雷劈的,不过我不会让雷劈你的,你跟妈妈道歉吧,今天奖励我五百零花钱这事就算了。”

“那你,想。。。吗?”

大家似乎都忘记了昨晚的事了,边吃早餐边小声的谈笑起来。

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