16 被子里私藏虫子的雌虫被老友抓包没毛蝎子油锃瓦亮的光头(2/5)

“……虫、虫崽?赛斯你说大话要遭雷劈的喔,没雄主你哪来的虫崽?我他丫不相信!”

“给虫崽当教具呗,看你个损色肯定是不行的,脏话太多会教坏宝宝的,”赛斯用一种仿若市场挑猪肉的目光上上下下地扫视了一轮,“吃完饭就滚吧你,我家没地方放你这只大虫子。”

他忽然抽了抽鼻子,突然一拍桌子站起身,双眼死死地盯住不动如山的另一只雌虫,“好啊你,一身雄虫味,还说自己没有去找虫子!怕不是虫币都花在雄虫身上了吧?说好不会嫁虫的呢?叛徒!”

“不行!我不同意这门婚事!”

“哦。”

已经有崽的雌虫应得相当敷衍,“啊是是是,我藏虫了,吃你的饭吧,这菜还没上一半呢……”

“你就吃吧你就,吃不死你。”赛斯挑眉,既然红毛蝎子都这么说那就点呗,“所以你这回休几天?”

“嗯……”卡莱伸出了一只五指张开的手,得意洋洋地在已经退役的雌虫面前晃了晃。

“……行吧,真被你说对了。”

“都说没你的位置了。”

都没见调味道,怎么没把研究这玩意的家伙脑袋也给改个位置放放呢。”

看见赛斯这副死样,军雌第一个不乐意了,“干嘛,吃个饭跟死虫了一样。”

红发虫子一听这话,哪里还坐得住,一拍桌子就弹了起来,一副“我就知道”的样子开腔了,“呐呐呐,我就说!你个死雌虫肯定背着我偷摸藏虫子!就你那丁点虫币哪里够填饱那野虫子的胃?”

“啧。”虽然还是有些怀疑,但是红毛虫子还是坐回了原位,他的视线却在老友似乎二次发育的大胸肌上停下。

“吃你的饭吧,”说话间,服务员端着菜品送进来了,要不是多年没见,赛斯都想把手里的杯子连茶带水泼这个依旧虫嫌狗憎的家伙一脸,“现在我家里没你能呆的位置。”

“怎么?你想帮我分担一下?被玩得被星网警告你想不想试试?”

“……你不对劲、赛斯你小子很不对劲,要是搁以前你早就让我拎包和你挤一床了,你真就私自养虫子了是吧?”原本兴致勃勃的虫子眯起眼睛,上上下下地打量着许久不见的老友,敏锐的感觉到对方有哪里产生了变化。

一听这话,军雌的胜负心就上来了,“我怎么不行了?赛斯你把话说清楚!当个教具有啥难的?明明是你自己太废,别把我拉上!”

这和在学校里满脸幽怨地看着满满一瓶虫乳的邱玄达成了诡异的同频,这奶/菜咽不进去啊。

“哈?”军雌露出了一副更加难以接受的表情,他叭叭地拍着桌子,“你别和我说那是一只有雄主的虫子,不像话、太不像话了,没想到认识这么多年,我才发现赛斯你居然是这种坏虫姻缘的虫子!”

短短的一句话,其中蕴含的过量信息烧穿了卡莱的cpu,“嗯?嗯??不是,你被傻屌ai警告的啥啊?难道不是被警告炼铜吗?关你被摸喷了有鸡毛关系?”

“……不是雄虫。”

“你是真不怕死啊,还有

哼、大言不惭,养过虫崽的雌虫冷笑,“这可是你说的。”

“滚,能不能说点好的。”

靠北!他真的会去暴揍赛斯的!军雌拳头硬了,真的硬了!“分担?分鸡毛担!我倒是想看看连残疾军雌都骗的垃圾虫子是什么妖精货色!把你都迷得任那只死虫子骗财骗色!”

“路上捡的。”

“吃屁!把那货的私藏干了再说!”红发的军雌却突然转头翻出了两瓶还带着薄灰的酒来,颇有分量的酒瓶“咔哒”一声落在桌上。

“没办法,我耐力不够,最近崽崽生理课有课后作业,被摸喷得厉害,你行不行?不行的话我找别的虫子。”

“啧,你能不能想我点好的,五个小时我都不一定赶得到这儿,”那只红发虫子都快把手拍到赛斯面前了,“是五天啦,五天!”

卡莱现在恨不得把这只被虫子迷了心智的家伙给直接一顿暴打,打醒是好事,打死了算球!“我跟你说,野虫子就是算他丫的能把你囫囵个吞下去都不一定装满他贪婪的胃袋!”

有着机械义肢的雌虫反应冷淡。

“啧,我还是不信,”卡莱越吃越气愤,嚼着喷香的肉块像是在撕扯仇人一样,“你就是他丫藏虫了!”

唾沫星子被喷了一脸的赛斯额头上的青筋都要跳起来了,他一把把这只吵死个人的虫子推回座位,抽了两张纸巾擦擦脸,“……闭嘴,那是就是只虫崽。”

“捡的?”

一双机械义肢交叠着点着地面,就像是蜘蛛在用蛛腿编织着网线,雌虫一脸平静地看着有些恼怒的老友,话里话外都是嫌弃,“干嘛,又不要你干,少哔哔,我都被摸到快被强制限制高潮了,就你?”

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ok,成了,蓝蜘蛛搓搓爪子愉快地收下了一脑门就撞进来的愣头青蝎子,哼着小曲准备把猎物拖回巢穴喂家里的神兽。

少年撇撇嘴,趁着看管的老师不注意,竟是背着书包悄悄溜出了学校,然后照着终端上搜索出的地址,蹦蹦哒哒地就撒欢地跑了。

卡莱眯着眼第二次说了同一句话,“你不对劲。”

“你去给虫崽当教具摸逼?”赛斯深邃的眼眸中满是不信任,但口风还是松了些许。

赛斯动作突然一顿,突然意识到面前的军雌不就是一个上好的教具吗?再说卡莱这个现役比起他这个退役军雌保不齐耐力还好上不少,虽然不是太乐意,但是自己的身体实在是受不住每天都被玩摸和崽崽的十万个为什么,某只蔫坏的蓝蜘蛛开始暗搓搓地盘算着拉老朋友下水分担养崽义务。

“噢,五个小时?”

红发军雌拍着胸口打包票,“那必啊,我可是谁?第二军团谁不知道我卡莱的大名!”

“捡的,还可爱得很,怎么?不信的话要不要晚上和我回去看看?”把落了唾沫的茶水反手倒了,大蜘蛛开始织网准备抓蝎子,赛斯勾起一个许久都不曾露出过的戏谑神情挑衅着,“还是说……你怕了?”

“嗤、不是都被警告了吗,你老人家赶紧把床分我一半然后搁一边缓着吧你,潮喷把脑子喷傻了是吧?”卡莱可是见过因为压力过大而把自己玩到被限制高潮的军雌,整只虫都跟废了似的,一天天地挺着个满是淫水的肚子,看起来比怀蛋揣崽还痛苦,“你还真想让自己变成限制高潮大肚子的惨样啊?赶紧的、麻溜地给我让点床位,我这次就要蹲你家了!”

赛斯掩下计划得逞的得意,开始招呼军雌继续吃饭,他夹起一筷子肉扔蝎子碗里,“行了、行了,先吃饭吧,大不了给你床被子打地铺。”

“切,不就是摸逼吗,这有啥?我保证喷都不会喷一滴!”

“干嘛,你那半张床给那个野虫子了?”卡莱用视线评估着老友的胸围再和曾经瞄到的体检报告做了一通七零八碎的对比,他夹了一筷子烧得软烂的肉块,最后得出结论,“你这胸几年不见别不是给虫玩大了吧?”

家养虫崽的雌虫对这种不着边际的胡乱猜测充耳不闻,反而是看着桌上的一道道冒着热气的菜肴又想起崽崽昨晚嚷嚷着不想喝虫乳,再加上自己已经收到了四次禁止高潮警告了,再来一次就得被限制高潮,但是崽崽又还得晚上摸逼研究结构,忧心不断的男妈妈嚼着饭菜都有些食不知味。

“……少发疯,”头发长长了不少的雌虫直接送了对白眼给他,斩钉截铁地回答,“没找,卡莱你给我坐回去。”

“啧,虫崽才有多大、挤挤不就完了?”

“不对,虫崽怎么让你被星网警告?你丫退役把廉耻都脱了是吧,敢对小虫崽儿下手了?”

“赛斯你……嘎?”还准备坐在座位继续谴责的军雌就像只被突然掐住脖子的鸭子,发出了一声破音刺耳的鸭叫。

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