异世界魔女居然是史莱姆(2/2)

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小女巫沮丧地松开他的手,低下头,“好吧。”她夺回篮子就往回走,回去的路上又撞见了邪恶法师,他在魔法森林入口站着,不知道在干什么。“你要找史莱姆粘液?”他阴测测地开口。“对哦,你有吗,我可以交换,像上午那样。”小女巫信誓旦旦地回答。法师摇摇头,“只是那样可不够。不过我也没有史莱姆粘液,但我可以告诉你,如何不杀掉一个史莱姆也能获得它的粘液。”提取粘液小女巫被哄骗进了屋子,一张看起来就超级松软的大床十分有诱惑力。“把你的裙摆撩起来。”法师发号施令。小女巫很迷茫但还是照做。法师钻到裙摆底下端详了一会儿,他笑着问:“你都不出水,怎么获得史莱姆粘液啊,小史莱姆。”吃惊的小女巫害怕地夹住他的头:“你怎么知道我的本体?”被猛然夹住的法师,鼻梁就隔着小女巫薄薄的内裤贴在她带着香气的私处之上。他很想告诉小女巫,这座森林里的所有树藤都和他拥有共感,但想到这些不仅会吓到她,还会让她在心中质疑自己最佳药剂师的身份。法师深吸一口气,捏了捏她软嫩的屁股,“放轻松宝贝,你这样要怎么提取粘液。”说到粘液,小女巫没那么紧张了,反正他都知道自己的本体了,现在纠结怎么知道的也没用了。“我曾经看过一本书,里面教化形的史莱姆如何提取粘液,步骤有点多,我陪你一步步来,如何?”小女巫黑加仑般的大眼睛感兴趣地眨了眨。她突然感觉下面有一阵凉风,原来是内裤被扯掉了,法师高挺的鼻梁擦过小女巫干涩的私处。“好痒啊。”她抱怨着,可直到法师舌尖触碰上前都没喊停。法师湿热的舌尖带着倒刺,刚舔舐过就把小女巫吓哭了,“你在干什么,怎么那么疼!”新鲜的触觉,让小女巫下体分泌出一些粘稠的体液,坏心眼的法师也不想自己的竞争对手依靠这个赚太多钱,于是用舌尖把它们尽数卷进嘴里,结束后还意犹未尽地砸了咂舌。“好香甜啊,谢谢款待。”自食其力小女巫带着怨气回了小木屋,可恶的法师居然说只告诉她方法,不允许她拿瓶子接走,而他自己也不收集,全部吞在口中,吞咽下去。哪怕咽了也不给她,坏蛋法师。不过,这本来就是出自自己身上的东西,她想要不还是随时都有。于是她回忆着法师的动作。嗯…用鼻尖蹭,她也够不到啊,所以用手应该也可以吧。小女巫咬住碍事的裙子下摆,张开大腿,露出粉嫩的阴户,手指找到那个熟悉的位置,怀着好奇心地抚弄起来。手,手好像蹭过了哪里,好痒,又好舒服,那里鼓鼓的。小女巫的手指指腹反复擦过阴核,可怜的小女巫被哄骗着自慰,多可怜。小木屋的窗户被推开,但并没有人注意到。狂妄的树藤从窗户缝隙里钻进来,拉扯住小女巫的脚踝,两边的脚踝都被缠住,树藤一用力,小女巫的大腿就被分得更开了。她惊呼一声,本来就因为刚才抚慰而泛滥的爱液,如今更是顺着打开的阴唇,不要命地往外流。“粘液,史莱姆粘液!”小女巫着急地要去找瓶子,可她双脚都被缠住了,根本动弹不了。无耻的树藤顺着张开的阴唇,细长的藤蔓挤进少女紧缩的小穴里。“呜呜!”小女巫折着腰要往前爬,可另一根藤蔓直接箍住她的腰,穴内细长的藤蔓还带着圆钝的倒刺,仗着小女巫不知道怎么拒绝,就开始自顾自地抽插了起来。嘴里也被藤蔓伸进去,舌尖被人压住,藤蔓舔过她口腔里的每一寸软肉,将她的口腔塞的满满当当的,连腮都鼓囊囊的。就这样,小女巫身下泛滥成河,她软着身躯,拿瓶子接住自己喷出的热液,还没来得及找藤蔓们算账,它们就悄悄溜走了。好在,东西拿到了,小女巫还不知道自己早就被吃干抹净了,还自得地想:等造出了瞬间催眠药水,她就是大陆上毋庸置疑的最强药剂师。畅销滴入史莱姆粘液后,她大力地搅搅搅,等了半天却没反应。她打开面板,打算再看一眼配方,却发现自己不知道什么时候升级了,如今的她是lv2的史莱姆。她正思考怎么回事儿呐,药剂炉发出“咕嘟”“咕嘟”的一阵声响,她急忙凑过去看,几种药材诡异地融合在一起,她成功了?不确定,要不找人试试?她又盯上了那位邪恶的法师。第二天,她又提着篮子造访,只不过这次篮子里是一瓶黑漆漆的药水。她清了清嗓子说:“作为大陆上最强的药剂师,我可以让你免费品尝一下我研究出的最强药剂。”法师眯着眼端详她:“用了史莱姆粘液?”小女巫自豪地扬头,法师毫不犹豫地喝下,五秒钟后,他晕倒了。小女巫满意地搓了搓手,这下她的药剂要畅销全大陆了,她要变得超有钱了。可惜,她的药水只要贩卖,无论数量多少都会被那个可恶的法师垄断。算了,反正都是赚钱,赚谁的都无所谓。而且她还要隔三差五地去法师那里要蝎足,有时候偶尔还需要他帮忙提取史莱姆粘液。她也是因为这个知道了这个邪恶法师本体居然是巨龙,他还妄想把自己两根又粗又丑的东西都塞进自己下面!简直做梦!算了,毕竟我是全大陆最厉害的药剂师,不和他计较了。忘了提了,我现在已经是lv46的史莱姆了,虽然不知道原因,但很令人高兴就对了。【正文完】番外预定中…请等待。—————————就是这样,很短很可爱的小故事,番外的话也都是

佩剑骑士长在酒馆喝酒,见到小女巫他眼前一亮,帮她提着手里的篮子。“请问你知道什么是史莱姆粘液吗?”骑士长爽快回答:“将低界史莱姆杀掉,它们通常会掉落史莱姆粘液。”小女巫高兴地握住骑士长的手:“那你可以给我一些吗?我可以用饼干和糖果交换。”骑士长红着脸支支吾吾:“抱歉,但是帝国已经上百年没有出现过史莱姆了。”

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