76、番外 清穿玛丽苏 中(2/2)

缘分。”那声音叹了口气,其他的并未多说,“我只问你一句,你对自己现在的贫穷状态满意吗?想不想改变这种生活?”当然是……“想!”朱一才不管这位是什么来历,反正他现在已经不能更糟糕了——他相信这位散仙,即便是这种信任是没来由的,但几千年前的散仙……应该很厉害吧?与此同时,主神蛋尽职尽责的解读着朱一的心理状态——朱一在四年前曾说过亲,但定下亲事没多久,他父亲因为意外断了腿,一家老小的生活陷入更加困窘的境地。女方父母心疼自家闺女,便退了亲,半年后嫁到了隔壁村。从那以后,朱一再也没有说下亲事,一直光棍到如今。今天不过是进山碰碰运气,看能不能找到上了年份的药草,结果却遇到了一只看不清是什么的小动物,当时他也不知道自己是怎么想的,拔腿就追了上去,然后便到了这个地方。主神蛋解读出来的信息,都会以文字形式出现在直播间里,这样比较方便围观群众们吃瓜喝茶嗑瓜子。【666啊季大师!随随便便一找,竟然就找到个退婚流主角!!】【最6的不是季大师,而是去招人的小白白好吗??】【给小白白这一波操作打82分,剩下的以666的形式发给它!】

【999996翻的季小白gj!】朱一整理了一下心情,才又问道:“我该如何称呼您?”散仙道:“你我也算有缘,便叫本座季爷爷吧。”【爷爷2333季大师你这便宜占的哈哈哈哈】【季大师戏好足!看得我一脸呆滞……我伙呆jpg】【你才呆滞?我特么连瓜都掉了好吗!!!】【季爷爷什么的……其实季大师啊,和随身老爷爷鼻祖x老相对的应该是基佬,呸,季老吧!o(≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[拍桌狂笑!]】小心眼的季爷爷果断吩咐主神蛋记下这个id,禁言!“季爷爷!”朱一很是恭敬的对着四面八方鞠了四次躬,显然他不知道季爷爷在哪个方向。【能这么快接受自己的奇遇,单从心理承受能力来讲,此人必定成大器!】【这不废话吗?我们季小白亲自选的人,能是那种活不过两三集的炮灰??】“好孩子!”季爷爷似乎很是欣慰,“你既喊我一声爷爷,做爷爷的便送你一场大造化!”“你遇到本座,命运已然不同。如今你即将气运饶身,推翻现今统治之人,颠覆天下!”季大师深谙传那个销之道,语气半点不带犹疑,话尾语气尤为肯定,让人不自觉就相信了他的忽悠。果不其然,朱轶愣住了:“我……真的能推翻清廷?”“当然。”季爷爷说道,“所谓三十年河东三十年河西,莫欺少年穷。你即便是不相信自己,也应该相信爷爷不是?”“三十年时间太长,三年都嫌多余,我只给你三个月时间。”【……季大师这么经典的话你竟然没让主角自己说出来,差评!】【好嘛,三年之约就被剪吧剪吧变成了三个月??】【剪吧剪吧什么鬼把什么东西给剪掉了吗2333】“只是你这名字……怕是要改改了。”朱一恭谨道:“还请季爷爷赐名!”“爷爷便给你改个名字,便叫朱轶——”季老爷爷顿了一下,“吧。改个字就好,无需再加其他。”【赌一根黄瓜,其实季大师是想说猪一只吧??笑哭】【不跟你赌,季大师在那个轶字后面的停顿充分说明了这个猜测靠谱!】季大师表示,你们这群吃瓜群众完全是在败坏他的名声!随身老爷爷·季斩钉截铁:“轶与一音同,又有超越之意,正与你之未来相合。”欣然接受自己新名字的朱轶:“谢季爷爷赐名!”【哈哈哈哈新主角被季大师忽悠瘸了2333】“你一人恐难以成事,爷爷便再给你一个帮手,接好了——”朱轶下意识的一伸手,就见手上多了一个……鸡蛋?他疑惑的看着这颗鸡蛋:“这个鸡蛋是……?”“这不是鸡蛋,这是混沌珠,也就是你的金手指!”季爷爷严肃道,“你每改变一点这个世界,便可以获得相应的点数,然后与你的金手指进行兑换——任何你需要的东西,它都有!”【兑换啊,点数啊,多么亲切的字眼……】【主神终于恢复了本职工作……蛋蛋你喜极而泣了吗亲?】【主神蛋变成混沌珠了啧啧这是逼格的提升,还是鸡蛋的返祖?】主神蛋虽然在季大师和鬼帝面前挺怂的,但它好歹也曾做过主神,手下万千轮回者都是小数目,当然也是有脾气的。此时听到这个人类把它当成鸡蛋,那必然是不高兴的,干脆一股脑把各种这个人类应该知道的信息都给强塞进了他的脑子里。——包括刚才季大师选的那些马原毛概科学发展观三个代表四项基本原则八荣八耻社会主义核心价值观二十四字真言等等等等。朱轶:……=口=!!!过了良久。“感觉如何?”季爷爷问道。“……头疼。”朱轶皱了皱眉,“不过还好。”“还好那就快去把脑袋剃光了,爷爷给你重新生发,你现在这发型太丑。”随身老爷爷·季挑剔极了,“以后你就是新社会的开创者,必须要以最完美的一面面对广大人民群众!”朱轶肃然道:“是!”【话说这个朱轶长得很帅嘛!就算没眼看的金钱鼠尾也不能降低太多颜值,可想而知,头发长好之后会有多帅!星星眼】【我知道了,季大师是打算打造一个反清全民男团??】【不一定是男团,再来几个女团也是可以的嘛╮( ̄▽ ̄”)╭】【求季大师生发水连接!!!】【……猝不及防的发现,原来季大师隐藏了一个小广告??】朱轶接受了这些信息之后,又想到了更加重要的事情:“季爷爷,我走了,您会怎么……”“当然是跟着你一起走。”季爷爷慈爱的说道,“我这一丝真灵附身于混沌珠,如何会离开?你若是能成功开创新时代,爷爷或许会有一丝转机也说不定。”朱轶被忽悠的当了真:“爷爷放心,我一定拼尽全力!”【哈哈哈哈果然是真·随身老爷爷!】【……重点不应该是从季爷爷直接变成了爷爷吗?笑哭】作者有话要说:这个月肯定能完结的!!!我相信我寄几!!!!!

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