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“你怎么知道皇上知道啊?”

孔山和林安也都有些激动,居然真就走到了这一步。

“老百姓传开了,告示还辟谣了,但我猜,这事八成就是真的。”

不几日,右相府的人来到郊区,往东方放出了很多只信鸽,里面都有一个消息:皇上要死了。

以前老觉得写东西很容易,尤其是写小说,巅峰时候我写网文一天能写一万字,虽然读起来水灵灵的。

虽然主角一身正气,但感觉一定是主角错了。

“你还挺聪明。不过看来有些事办得真的不得人心。”

那还是写吧。

bsp;“孔山,看我,看着我,我是谁?”

这不是我第一次写小说,但是是第一次正式出版。

“那怎么没人报官?”

“是啊。幸好都过去了,多亏有你,镜子的异常还是你看出来的呢。唉,遇到一个真心喜欢的人多不容易啊。”

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后记

世俗的仪式结束,二人步入了婚房,婚房里挂着屠秀秀的那幅画。由于屠秀秀没有见过孔山,所以画中男人只有一张背影,没有脸。

“那你为什么信啊?”

“是啊。皇上应该也知道露妃有倭人血统,还是顶住压力在一块了。”

但得不到的永远在骚动,写本书的想法就像痛风,一喝酒就容易再次出现。

“你怎么知道北国的人要谋反啊。”

一个喜剧小说写得像电影《2012》似的,也就不再难为自己了。

我有时候喜欢“兵马未动,吹牛先行”,所以在节目上说我想写本小说,想着为了面子硬撑着应该也能写下来

和尚使劲掐了一把孔山的胳膊,孔山丝毫没有任何反应。和尚只能夹了一块鱼肉,挑出鱼刺,拿鱼刺照着孔山的腿来了一下,孔山这才醒过来一点,知道不能再喝了。

“老百姓说这个事,很容易定性成造谣,多一事不如少一事。其实对他们来说,只是希望不要发生战争。”

“舍得什么?”

司仪还特别体贴地把费夫人和林茂东中间隔开了许多。其间,每当费夫人想看一眼林茂东,老孔的脸就准确出现在两人脑袋连线的中间。这个场景一直让孔山想起日食。

“有人吃到过北国的信鸽。”

“十五年前所有的事,皇上其实都知道北国的部署,他还顺手帮了一把。可能是爹树大招风,影响到皇上的座位了,所以在江山和爱人面前,他选择了江山。”

“还是没觉得倭人影响到他的宝座吧。真影响了,他还是很舍得的。”

这种模式也不能说没有收获,至少每个月能拿个小说网站的全勤奖,一千五百块钱,然后有一个月看颈椎病还花了两千三。

“刑部查了郭公公的家,他日记里写了。本来计划让北国那俩人故意被你爹抢走剑,施展飞剑术中他们的圈套的。但那天,是皇上赐的剑。”林安说:“唉,所以他也痛苦了十五年。”

两个人吃着桌上的酒菜,聊起了那些往事。

孔山眯着眼看了一下:“达摩祖师,您也来啦!”

一位将军看到了这一幕,跟旁边的人嘀咕:“哎,你看那个和尚,好像当年宫里喜欢扎人的容嬷嬷啊,那可真是朵带刺的玫瑰。”

当然,即使做梦,我也没想过我的作品能沾上文学的边,最多最多,能到商业艺术家的层面。

经过和尚一通针灸,孔山差不多恢复到八分醉了,和尚搀扶着他一步步到后院林安的闺房。孔山刚要推门而入,又停了下来,整顿了一下衣衫,走进去把林安背了出来。在一群人热热闹闹的簇拥下回了左相府,开始拜堂。

怀揣着这个梦想,我开始写、写、写,但到了两万字以后,逐渐开始失去耐心,想早点结束,想把主角写死,属于和主角相互折磨的阶段。然后就写出了主角一出来,人人都想为民除害的场面。

后来我想到了马伯庸老师的陨石遁。所以那个故事里,又开始频繁出现各种重大自然灾害,甚至都不合逻辑,赤道附近的岛屿上开始出现雪崩了。

写了好多这种“能灭火”的网文之后,我信心膨胀得厉害,觉得是时候写本巨著了,二十万字起步那种。然后登上畅销榜,改编漫画、动画、电视剧、电影,大赚一笔,躺在大别墅里继续写书。

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