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齐警宇一阵恶寒,赶紧甩掉脑子里奇怪的画面,沾了点水,在沈渝头上随手抓了几下,又吹干,连沈渝准备在一旁的发蜡都没用,就算大功告成了。

看了一圈下来,从小都读的公立学校的沈渝忍不住向齐警宇啧啧赞叹,这些放在全市都算得上拔尖的孩子还真是优秀,一点都不受外界干扰,没有一个人在东张西望或者做小动作。这群孩子明明才读小学,那股子学习的劲比他当年读高中还要认真,未来肯定是可塑之才。不过视线扫到他们家孩子齐蕴的时候,沈渝发现他居然趴在桌子上睡觉。因为齐蕴个头比同龄人要高一点,被老师安排在了后排靠窗的位置,作为同桌,个头稍矮的猪猪完全挡不住他偷摸睡觉的身影。同桌的两人格外吸引家长的目光,尤其是两人,一个睡得正香,另一个则是目不转睛盯着黑板,一边抄着两人份的笔记,一边还要空出一只手把课

正如齐警宇告诉他那般,齐蕴班上同学的家长各个都不一般,沈渝在其中甚至看到了经常在新闻里出现的人物,如果不是碍于身份,从小就敬仰外交部部长的沈渝肯定会主动上前,询问是否可以合照。但今天不行。他可是代表着齐蕴家长这一重要身份出席的家长会,身为齐蕴的后爸,他必须要做到足够得体,给足齐蕴面子,让孩子私底下和其他同学聊天的时候能得意地告诉他们,来参加家长会的那个帅气大叔是他后爸,然后一脸骄傲地说:怎么样,你们都羡慕吧!也想要他给你们当爸爸?那可不行,沈爸爸只能给我当爸爸!

被强行叫醒的齐警宇困得压根睁不开眼,打了个哈欠,懒洋洋地靠在沈渝身上,连呼吸都夹着一股困意,闻着沈渝脖颈处耍小心机喷的香水,心猿意马地问他想弄个什么样的发型。

尝试性拿了一套换上,穿上就像给正在打高尔夫的富豪捡球的沈渝最后还是默默换回了自己的衣服。看样子他这一辈子注定当不了成功人士了,如果有可能,他希望下辈子能投胎做一只拥有完美脖颈的黑天鹅。不需要多细,但要够长。

由于家长会并没有安排在休息日,沈渝他们去的时候,齐蕴他们班还在上课,和他们一样来早了的家长也都站在教室后门,认真观察着他们孩子平时上课是什么样子。

为了以最好的面貌参加家长会,沈渝可谓是做足了准备,连头发丝也没放过,反复确认没有任何纰漏,他才被齐警宇拖着,依依不舍地离开镜子,出了门。

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智慧的发型?齐警宇脑子里突然闪过高中班主任头顶的地中海,每逢刮风下雨,班上的同学总是很期待上数学课,因为能看到班主任岌岌可危的头发在随风狂舞,想笑但不能笑,实在好玩。如果是晴天,班主任没有把旁边的头发捋到中间的话,阳光下,正在上自习的同学们坐在教室里都能知道刚才班主任从楼下路过了,赶紧藏起课桌里的漫画和青年文摘。班主任后来去了渝大任职,还拿下了几项国家自然基金项目,的确是一个充满智慧的人,不过齐警宇实在难以想象沈渝如果留个地中海的发型该是什么模样。

不过连如何教育孩子学习的交流经验在头一晚都打了草稿、背得滚瓜烂熟的沈渝万万想不到他这一趟不是去给其他家长分享经验的,而是去参加差生反省会的。

由于沈渝无法从自己的衣柜里挑选出满意的衣服,于是他偷偷摸摸打开了齐警宇从未向他展示过的衣柜。想着齐警宇好歹是个富二代,平时买衣服肯定都是买的一些比较高档的,符合他身份的衣服。怀揣着顺走一件最贵的拿来撑场面的沈渝打开了衣柜,在满心期待中,一股乡村老干部气息扑面而来。看着衣柜里清一色的polo衫,幻想破灭的沈渝忍不住吐槽,齐警宇这人怎么不但兴趣爱好和中老年人一样,就连穿着也是,为数不多稍显年轻的衣服居然还是从他衣柜里,以他穿起来大了不合身为理由拿走的。难道成功人士都好这口吗?明明从未见他穿过老气横秋的polo衫,更别提把衣服扎在皮带裤里面的穿法,深感意外的沈渝开始好奇齐警宇以前的穿着打扮。

毫不费力就获得了香吻一枚的齐警宇撅着腚得意洋洋去厕所洗漱,而站在衣柜前的沈渝则又开始苦恼该穿哪套衣服。以前买来专门出席正式晚会才穿的西装礼服?不行。太过招摇。往人群中一站,其他家长该以为他刚从婚礼现场逃婚过来的。平时出席活动会穿的便装?也不行。格格不入。现在娱乐圈的喜好风向偏向于朝气蓬勃的小年轻,所以造型师在给他置办衣服的时候都特意让他显得更加年轻一点。今天是家长会,大家都已经是小学生的家长了,穿得像个刚出茅庐、二十几岁的人像什么样,不够稳重成熟。

虽然前后并无区别,够得上大家来找茬的魔鬼水平,但顾客本人似乎很满意,对着镜子拍了两张照片发朋友圈,还附言道:给大家分享一款智慧的发型。[点赞jpg]

一个好爸爸的良好印象,沈渝特意起了个大早,又是洗头,又是洗澡,弄得好像是头一次见约会对象一样,还特意把昨晚和兄弟们喝畅快了、完全不想起床的齐警宇从床上扯了起来,帮他弄一下发型。

沈渝可没心思管齐警宇秘而不宣的升旗仪式,他仔细翻看着手里的时尚杂志,眉头却越皱越紧,翻到最后一页,还是没找到满意的发型,只好抬起头,撇着嘴说:要不然给我弄一个看起来就充满智慧的发型?

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