第0104章 下课去领结婚证(2/2)

&esp;&esp;“哇……!你怎么这么的狠心啊??好歹我们也同床共枕了这么些天了吧???不至于这么狠吧?怪不得连孔老夫子都说唯有小人和女子难养也……哎,你看外面那个人影是不是清水?”李春正在酝酿着自己的意兴,结果无意间瞄到了窗外来回走动的一个纤弱的酷似上官清水的身影的女子

&esp;&esp;“可是……我们不干这个,干什么啊?要是我们不自己自娱自乐,那会无聊死的,你忍心看着我被活活的憋屈死吗?我知道,美貌与智慧并存的迁迁女神是不会眼睁睁的看着自己的老公破体而亡的,对不对???”李春很是没有节操的对着张迁献媚,祈求可以多摸几下!

&esp;&esp;“这都不知道啊,刚才你不是说直接要去找一个年少多金的小伙儿嫁了吗?真是很荣幸,小子不才,正好附合你的择婿标准,这样就可以结婚了啊!今天下午领结婚证,晚上我们就可以继续洞房了哦!嘎嘎嘎……”李春笑的很猥琐。

&esp;&esp;“哈哈哈……!别臭不要脸了,离了张屠夫,我还得吃带毛的猪肉啊??老娘立马去找一个年少多金的小伙儿嫁了,哼哼……气死你!”张迁立马对着李春还击,甚至不惜出卖色相,装着做出了一个极度开心的模样。

&esp;&esp;“啊……你这个大色狼,你怎么这么可恶啊?”张迁很是娇羞的对着李春再次抱怨道,很明显,马屁还是有一点作用的,很是享受,反正是没有继续掐~!

&esp;&esp;可是……腊肠脸对他却是越来越不满了!因为腊肠脸用李春教他的那些所谓“葵花宝典”去追那些自己看上的女孩子,却总是被对方言语虐待的几乎是心肝剧烈!因此腊肠脸很有足够的理由和借口怀疑李春,这肯定是某个自己的偶像故意搞出来的,他怕自己将学校里的美女都泡完了,他就光荣的下岗了,所以才会忽悠自己,不将秘诀传授自己!看着自己的偶像将禄山大爪放在张迁的挺翘的圆润臀部上蹂躏,腊肠脸有着一股言不由衷的冲动,很是想直接冲上去将他大卸八块,好像自己长这么大以来,还没有牵过陌生女孩子的手,天呢,怎么可以这么的不公道呢,神啊,你降一道五色神雷,劈死眼前这个无耻的家伙吧,太打击腊肠脸的幼小的自尊了!

&esp;&esp;“你怎么这么的狠心啊?那好,我等会儿就去外面找坏女人去,哼哼……!”

&esp;&esp;“我要找,那也得先把你干死,或者是用安眠药毒死,然后我再准备嫁人!”

&esp;&esp;李春和张迁由于是坐在教室的角落里,所以自然而然的躲开了老师的目光,随心所欲的去做一些夫妻间的大动作,那根本就不会被别人发现和注视,当然,这就要除去腊肠脸了,因为腊肠脸每天都是气呼呼的眼睛一眨不眨的看着他们的,尽管李春早就劝过他几次,让他不要再嫉妒了,可是效果很差,李春也就释然了,随便他看吧,最好是看的憋炸了丫挺的!

&esp;&esp;李春此时并不知道自己早就被某人给惦记上了,依旧很是悠闲快哉的陪着张迁按时的上下课,在百无聊赖的时候,顺便还可以揩揩油,占占小便宜,过一过手瘾,哈哈哈,何其乐也啊!

&esp;&esp;“你怎么不去死?还没有完啊?”张迁怒气呼呼的一把抓住李春的魔爪,顿时一顿狠掐,流氓的禄山大爪上立马一坨紫青色。

&esp;&esp;“嘿嘿……,你是这样想的啊,那好吧,我们可以去直接领结婚证了,下课就去!”李春很是不怀好意的色迷迷的笑着说道。

&esp;&esp;“为什么下课领啊?”张迁很迟疑的问道。

&esp;&esp;“你怎么这么的不要脸啊你,你还有脸吗?你不明白我的意思吗?我是说你死了,我就立马去找一个年少多金的小伙儿嫁了,你要知道,老娘说的那个人不是你啊!”张迁开始胡搅蛮缠的撒起泼来。

&esp;&esp;“我不许你去,你敢!”一看见流氓的脸色变了,张迁立马弱势了,先是害怕,最后竟然是言辞凿凿的怒吼!

索,完全可以找他嘛,根据他的性格,也一定会嫉恶如仇的帮助自己的,那天吃饭的时候,他说了万三国际美食城里会出现国际大毒枭,结果国际大毒枭真的颠颠的出现了。对,就去找他,他一定会有办法的!

&esp;&esp;“你怎么可以这样??就允许你找别的男人,还不许我找别的女人啊,我就找,哼哼……?”

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&esp;&esp;“可是,要是我一不小心死了,那你一个人孤苦伶仃的该这么活下去啊?”

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