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明明刚刚什么也没做, 孟忻却有种被捉奸的感觉。他惊慌失措地问:“妈你怎么突然回来?”

孟忻非常认真地说:“……你是真的变态。”

“你喝茶吗?”

许若英动作一顿, 缓慢地往递水的方向转过头去。

兄弟这是不是装过头了。

“哦,没有就没有。”许若英不知是信还是没信,“你们先坐会儿,我去换件衣服。”

孟忻继续抢答:“他也不——”

虽然操作粗糙,但面子功夫做得很足。

“我说不是时候是因为我刚从外面回来风尘仆仆穿得很随便,你说的不是时候是什么意思?”许若英瞥了他一眼,“你们刚刚在做我不能看的事情?”

孟忻忍不住说:“妈,你太……”夸张了吧!!!

“又不是没跟你说,不是给你发了条微信吗?”许若英说, “你一放假就天天抱着手机跟别人聊天, 难道还能没看见我消息。”

可惜——孟忻偏头看了眼边庭,边庭没打耳洞,就算打了,也戴不了这么浮夸的耳饰——这传家宝注定是传到他妈这就断了。

“稀罕, 还出来接我呢?”许若英见到孟忻,讶异地挑了挑眉。

许若英心花怒放地拢了拢长发,邀请边庭进茶室:“来来,进来坐。”

“阿姨好。”

“我不喝。”孟忻抢答道,“我要喝可乐。”

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“太漂亮了。”边庭真诚地接了话。

“怎么了?我家我不能回啊。”许若英随口说道,“而且什么叫突然。”

边庭莞尔,“谢谢夸奖。”

孟忻:“……”

看他妈的眼神就知道了, 边庭这个可恶的“别人家的孩子”已经把他这个亲生的比下去了,许若英那个震惊的表情看起来恨不得把他塞回肚子里重新生一遍。

“我喝的。”

然后孟忻就看见他妈踮脚从柜子上最顶端拿了他爸藏在最里面的珍藏茶叶,取了一撮放进茶壶里,暴殄天物地用刚烧开的热水烫洗了一遍,操作十分粗糙地泡了一壶茶。要是被他爸知道,估计会气得半死。

十分钟后许若英出来了,换上了一袭明艳大方的红色连衣裙,耳朵上还别了俩死贵的宝石耳环——没记错的话是他妈结婚那天外婆送的那对,将来准备当传家宝的。

话又说回来,这场合是需要戴这对耳环的吗?会不会太过了。

他将脸贴在边庭胸膛上, 闻着边庭的气息昏昏欲睡之际,却猝不及防听见了家门开锁的声音。

“噢,边庭对吗?你好你好。我这个确实……回来得不太是时候。”许若英接过那杯茶,她刚从外面回来口渴得很,本想豪迈地仰头喝完,看了眼边庭又生生忍住了,优雅地浅啜了一口。

孟忻头更低了,“当然没有了!!!”

话音刚落, 一杯温水被双手端到了许若英面前。

孟忻大白天的抱着边庭躺床上睡觉——盖上被子纯睡觉, 昨天太累,他现在只想躺着,没力气做别的了。

这声音耳熟得很, 孟忻小时候偷偷玩电脑最怕的就是这个声音。

“可是我都还没有做好准备……”边庭还在里面呢!

孟忻:“……”

我想到很久以前我问你为什么喜欢男生,你说你变态。”孟忻沉痛地说,“那个时候我还不信,我说你不变态。”

边庭将洗好的衣物拧干水,挂上晾衣架,回应他:“嗯,现在呢?”

边庭乖巧点头,还礼貌地说了声“谢谢”。

——边庭这时候知道拿出全校004%的优等生风范了,昨天晚上怎么没见他这么人模狗样?

孟忻脸色微变, 一瞬间清醒了。他倏地从床上坐起来,甩下一句“你先在这等一下我去看看”,飞速瞬移到了家门口。

孟忻也频率一致地跟着转过头去。

许若英警告地瞪了孟忻一眼:“太什么?”

分明就是太谄媚了!

这么多年过去, 孟忻听声辨人的功力依旧不减, 出现在家门口的果然是他那亲爱的妈。

孟忻心虚地拿出手机瞄了一眼, 发现他妈确实昨天晚上就给他发消息了, 但他昨天晚上一直在跟边庭厮混, 根本没空看手机。

孟忻低头摸了摸鼻尖,“是吧,妈你也觉得吧。”

边庭恭敬有礼地端着杯子,每一根头发丝都挑不出错来,标准的“别人家的孩子”。

孟忻:“……”

“你这么慌干什么, 家里藏了人啊。”许若英一边换鞋一边说,“去给我倒杯水来。”

“别打岔,没问你。你喝什么自己去拿。”许若英转而看向边庭,又重新问了一遍,“你喝茶吗?”

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