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高专内部。

“鲑鱼子!”就连饭团语都暴露出了说话人的急切的心情,仿佛乙骨忧太想找的不是什么老而是能要他命的恶魔。

一把手术刀在他点头示意的同时向着自己疾驰而来,带着锋芒毫不犹豫地试图扎向自己的胸口。

“只不过我们有一个时不时来转悠代课的老师也是外带咒灵。”禅院真希眼神复杂。

“对的哟~”森先生的语调十分开心,整个人都是一副温和的模样,就像是在大街上随便遇到的市井小大夫一样,温和友善乐忠于救死扶伤的白衣天使的模样。

“哎???”

“那就麻烦悟君帮我批阅一下了!”

乙骨忧太同时也被自己的同级阻拦在了身后。

“”

“啊,没事。”熊猫摆了摆手示意乙骨忧太不要太过在意。

乙骨忧太并不是很明白为什么同级的反应那么可怕。

“介绍一下,我叫森鸥外。”乙骨忧太听到那个男人说道,“一般他们都习惯叫我森先生,毕竟我也不是什么正经教师。”

“这样啊,有趣。”森鸥外歪头想了想,将电脑放了下来,披上自己的白大褂转身想要离开。

乙骨忧太呆愣着,眼看着这把手术刀就要刺入自己的胸膛的时候,里香十分快速地出现了,散发着蓬勃地咒力,打掉了这把裹挟着咒力的手术刀。

听到这里,忙着批阅文件的森鸥外的手终于是停顿了一下,他抬起头看着五条悟,确认了这人没有在故弄玄虚开玩笑之后,饶有兴趣地笑了一下。

“你找五条老师都比找森先生要靠谱得多!”

“不一样哎。”森鸥外语气不变,笑眯眯地看着第一时间出现试图护主的祈本里香,表现出了盎然的兴趣。

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“怎么能说我比悟君的教学水平还要差呢,我可是考取了教师资格证的。”

他摸了摸自己咒灵面目狞恶的脸庞,笑得一脸温柔。

“那你的文件怎么办?”五条悟翘起椅子,身体往后仰。同时仰着脖子向着他身后的森鸥外问道。

人对一脸无知得幸福的乙骨忧太下了个定论。

p; “这个时间?”森鸥外敷衍地搭理他了一下。

乙骨忧太十分迷茫地看着个同学僵硬地脑袋一寸一寸地转向了那个走进来的男人。

“这样啊。”乙骨忧太挠了挠自己的头发,有些羞涩,“那我能让他教我如何控制里香吗?”

“真的不一样啊。”

如果说夜蛾校长的眼神是带着欣慰与惊喜,那么五条老师和眼前这个学生简直就是带着看稀有动物的表情。

禅院真希,狗卷棘,熊猫人围绕着乙骨忧太看个不停,边围观边发出感叹之声。

“好过分啊~”随着滑轮的声音响起,幕帘门被拉开,一个身穿白大褂,一脸胡渣子,头发凌乱的男人走了进来,对着面前的这几个学生佯装可怜且委屈地瘪了一下嘴。

“不一样啊。”

“而且。”五条悟故弄玄虚地停顿了一下,“他同样携带一个咒灵哟,他被他最喜欢的小女朋友给诅咒了哦。”

直到——

“海带。”狗卷棘十分认同的点了点头。

“怎,怎么了吗?”乙骨忧太有些茫然与不知所措,自从这些人知道他自带一个咒灵之后,眼神一直很不对劲,包括刚才带他进入学校的夜蛾校长和五条老师看他的眼神也很奇怪。

“哎~好麻烦的说。”五条悟顶着椅子转了半天,盯着电脑看了好久,终究是嘴巴一撇帮忙批阅好了文件。

“你简直就是把【我是好人】这四个字写在了脸上。”

“原先是在普通学校的,不过将四个学生都硬生生地塞进了一个储物柜里面哎。”

“那个老师,你绝对,绝对不要让他教你。”

“森先生?”乙骨忧太十分听话地叫了他一声。余光瞥见了位同级一脸不忍直视地捂住了自己的脸。

“不了吧。”熊猫在一片沉默声中开了口,看着不知所措以为自己说错了话的乙骨忧太叹了口气,厚重的熊猫爪子十分沉重地摁在了乙骨忧太的肩膀上面,语气凝重。

如果是硬要形容,就仿佛是看到母猪能上树,奈良的鹿绝不咬人且十分温顺的不可思议的表情一样。

“绝对不要!”禅院真希像是想起了什么恐怖事情,浑身激灵了一下,满脸恶寒。

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