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议，还纠集隔壁的汪国设下陷阱，害得堂哥你被撕掉半只耳朵……”

我，法外狂徒·国库杀手·做空整个喵国的小鱼干·对天敌骑脸输出·雄鹰一般的鼠鼠。

德牧：“…………”

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仓鼠：“当年让他挠伤两千两百四十四堂弟跑了，这回可千万不能放过……堂哥？”

“竟然——”两名警察对视一眼。

【作者有话说】

“……”

他问：“别猫屁股上的毛，你是怎么瞧见的？”

“什么？”鼠罗斯暴打堂弟的动作停下：“你确定？”

“说重点！”

“喀拉——”两位警察开着视频连线，局长惊讶地看向德牧：“阿德！”

“当然！”仓鼠道：“本来三花男猫就少，我记得真真的，他屁股上有一块心形的橘毛！”

他悄无声息地从枕下抽出武器，走到窗边，前爪扶在窗锁上。

“好说好说。”局长泡了杯茶，严肃认真地核对过权限后，u盘中的加密内容被解锁，显示出一个视频。

“和我无关。”夜枭大律师我行我素地展开黑色羽翼，没入夜空：“你自己解决。”

“好、好的堂哥。”仓鼠大气不敢喘：“虽然堂哥你明察秋毫，弄清猫狗联合的主谋是布偶夫妇，故意做空小鱼干指数让他们破产，还派两千二百四十四堂弟偷走了他们的小儿子，但失去一半的耳朵毕竟是长不回……”

鼠罗斯：“……”

能够联想到阳光、柔软舒服的垫子、被太阳晒得蓬松松、暖乎乎的绒毛、以及……

“堂哥饶命！！”

pps：猫头鹰白天是看不清的，所以夜枭大律师机智地给自己配了隐形墨镜。

德牧敏锐观察四周。

“看来你的警惕性还没因为吸猫变得一塌糊涂。”窗户被一双坚硬的爪子“吱嘎”一声提上去，随即一个u盘砸在德牧头上，夜枭大律师完成空投后，居高临下道：“答应你的事完成了，告诉你们局长，尽早处理好鼠罗斯。”

高档木天蓼家具上的木质香味、窗外刚修剪过的青草味、厨房远远传来的酱大骨味、以及床铺上、飞盘手套上、领巾上……乃至他身上淡淡的咖啡味。

“这是当然。”德牧收下u盘，头疼地盯着窗框上锐利的爪痕：“这是我朋友家，不是局里。”

“别生气嘛阿德。”局长半夜被从床上吵醒，笑呵呵道：“不愧是你发展的黑爪套，传说中‘翱翔夜空的猫头鹰判官，’这些义警有个性也是可以理解的，只要心存正义，就是好公民。”

好不容易出门一趟，他还要去探望好久不见的远方表弟。

“难怪你这次入狱的罪名里有偷窥罪……连男猫你都不放过，丢光了鼠家的脸！”

他道：“夜枭被放出来钓犯罪嫌疑鼠有一段时间，这次突然向警局传讯，一定得到了重要线索，按规定要有两名以上办案警察一起查阅，由于我在执行潜伏任务，这次就打扰局长了。”

原本被夜枭大律师抓到变形的窗框又被德牧用力一拽，彻底脱离墙壁，扭成丑陋的金属疙瘩。

不是满大街咖啡店里随处可见的咖啡味，是一种混合了猫咪气息后独特的味道。

家、门、不、幸！

德牧不想解释夜枭大律师心存没存正义不一定，只是抓老鼠上瘾。

我堂弟，在粮食店打洞，偷看别的动物裙底，因为偷窥罪入狱，完美契合刻板印象，猫屎一样的鼠鼠。

德牧轻咳一声，鼻尖耸了耸，从和往日一样的环境中闻见一丝淡淡的铁锈味。

“…………”

义警

深夜，布偶家。

鼠罗斯摆摆手，让鬣狗保镖把自己抬到仓鼠面前，他坐在椅子上，在庞大的阴影里居高临下地俯视仓鼠。

“说正事！”鼠罗斯猛地拍了下桌子。

鼠罗斯内心os：

磨牙声咯吱咯吱地逼近。

摇晃的视频渐渐稳定，可以看见画面正中一只趴在高大实木座椅下忏悔的胖仓鼠，藏在隐形墨镜中的摄像头上移，对准桌椅上方叼着雪茄的鼠罗斯，他怒气冲冲道：“打洞偷家的正事你不学，就会偷窥别猫屁股上的毛！我先收拾了那只三花，再一个板栗砸死你！”

因为有四千多个长得一模一样的同胞兄弟，所以在地下世界为非作歹几十年，从来没被识破踪迹的鼠罗斯，终于要露出真身了么？

仓鼠被鼠罗斯扔下来的栗子砸了一脑袋包，抱着头道：“这就是重点，堂哥你还记得那只逃跑的小猫崽子么——我找到他了！”

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