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哪怕是新八都觉得近藤勋再怎么讨厌也罪不至此，沦落到跟大猩猩联姻啊！

他们在门口停留的时间太长，专心吃香蕉的大猩猩们都看了过来，冲田总悟便先招呼他们去席位上座。

银时压低声音问：“喂——你们怎么回事啊？上次见面也没说要结婚啊。”

五人齐齐僵在大厅门口，万事屋三人被惊得眼睛暴突，他们没想到山崎退口中的“外星大猩猩”居然不是形容词啊！

江海月看过动漫，除一开始看见那群大猩猩的冲击，知道这场婚礼不可能成。她拿起一根香蕉剥开，尝了一口惊讶地说：“这香蕉口感不错啊。”不仅闻起来香，吃起来也香，她长这么大就没吃过这么香的香蕉。

“噗——咳。”九叔被一口香蕉噎住，猛锤胸口。

抽搐着眼角，银时艰难地说：“是……是人类啊。”他看看站在旁边貌美如花的女朋友，差点为近藤勋掬一把同情泪。

一听香蕉好吃，神乐的注意力立即就被转移了，拿起一根香蕉就开吃。那些原本在观察他们的大猩猩们见他们吃的那么开心，很快就转开了目光。

银时看向那些专心吃香蕉的大猩猩们，这下连眼角和嘴角一起抽搐了：“这种政治联姻我能想到什么办法啊？”

同样表情僵硬的还有早就到场的真选组众人，他们在看见站在门口犹豫着没敢进的万事屋纷纷露出看救星的眼神，冲田总悟拄着拐艰难的跳了过来：“你们终于来了。”

九叔深吸了一口气，他看向银时问：“你的那个朋友……是人吗？”还是街上走的那些顶着动物脑袋的外星生物。

冲田总悟：“是松平先生安排的，之前的相亲公主对近藤先生很满意。”他把一个联络器塞银时手里：“我们请老板来是为了拯救近藤先生，如果他跟这个公主结婚，我们真选组就一辈子抬不起头了。”

幸好小徒弟带回去的是个人啊！！

近藤勋一副灵魂出窍的样子，在他的身边站着一位高达3-4米的巨型黑猩猩，穿着婚服头顶王冠，毛发旺盛。可怜的新郎站在她身边还没她的半条手臂长。

山崎退：“请不要这么说啊！”

说不定是大猩猩星球的特产呢。

待那口香蕉被艰难的咽下去，九叔仰着脖子看着从红毯上走过去的一对新婚夫妇，擦了擦眼角咳出来的眼泪，哆嗦着手抓住银时结实的手臂说：“幸……幸好。”

虽然不知道什么情况，银时还是点头说：“今天晚上是吧？我们会去的。”

等山崎退走了，九叔得知他们认识的人今天晚上结婚请他们去吃喜宴。虽然不认识，但他对这个世界的喜宴挺感兴趣的，晚上换了件江海月买的正装坐车去了看起来很是豪华的酒店。

新八推了推眼镜：“听起来很般配。”

“没事吧师父？”银时忙给九叔拍背，但拍背的与被拍背的视线都盯在缓步走来的一对新婚夫妇身上。

神乐：“金……金刚！”

根据服务生的指引，他们进入一个金碧辉煌的大厅。比起他们真选组来的更早，但他们的注意力都转向了女方亲属的席位上，那穿着衣服吃着香蕉的是货真价实的大猩猩啊！

来送请帖的山崎退可怜兮兮地说：“老板你们一定要救局长啊，我们可不想真选组的大姐是一只外星大猩猩啊！”

这要是带回个黑猩猩，他死不瞑目啊！！

不久后，随着大厅水晶灯的熄灭，主持人的声音从音响里响起。伴随着音乐新娘新郎从一道到门里走了出来。

等坐到宾客席，他们看着桌上除了香蕉就只有香蕉的喜宴更沉默了。

这一幕对九叔的冲击力太大了，他人生第一次面对僵尸的时候手都没抖。而旁边几桌的真选组众人望着近藤局长面露沉痛，感性的人还悄悄抹起了眼泪。

他们刚回来的时候还去柳生家救阿妙了，当时近藤勋还为了阿妙用砂纸擦屁股，都牺牲到这一步怎么突然要跟大猩猩联姻。就算是联姻，和人类相近的外星种族又不是没有，为什么非得走到这一步。

之后的行程已经计划好，却没想到收到了近藤勋的婚礼邀请。

神乐惊呼：“那个大猩猩要结婚了吗？他之前还在尾随大姐哎。”

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