无能的丈夫 第1节(2/2)

陆长青挑着话骂了一圈人,说自己还好在大家点外卖时溜了出来,不然现在肯定还在奋斗。而且他不是很喜欢陈元这种随时随地都喜欢抱人的感觉,扭了扭腰,说:“我今天可努力工作了,七夕有礼物吗?”

陆长青很是认真地点了点头,随即又问:“我有对象很奇怪吗?”

“大龄……还阳|痿,再有钱也没用啊,”他可怜地拍了拍陆长青肩,说:“要是你跟他分手了,我一定给你介绍我一个师哥,长得像你男神基努里维斯哦。毕竟帅哥就要跟帅哥在一起。”

两人打打闹闹小一会儿,财务就坐地铁回家,陆长青挎着他的prada邮差包上了车。

他怎么有种劝好朋友跟男朋友分手,但好朋友说我老公是个好人的罪恶感呢?

他“哇”的一声,说:“好漂亮的花。”

男同事摸了摸鼻子,不好意思道:“七夕。”

陆长青幽幽地看向财务,随即做出一个欲哭无泪的表情,撇嘴道:“所以是幻想嘛。牛郎织女一年才能一次呢,他们一次说不定也才几分钟。老陈一次七分钟已经很不错了,每次都能准确t到我的点,啊啊啊啊……我编不下去了……”

才标完图的陆长青已被抽干了所有力气,急需一个什么温暖的大肌肉男抱着自己,但看财务跟自己同样的身形,只好叹了口气,按了电梯说:“我得靠自己,不能靠别人。”

财务不禁感叹:“青青你真是一个好人,他到底啥样啊,能值得我们的院草这样为他折腰。”

陆长青说:“他阳|痿吗?”

两人对视了会儿,最终是男同事先败下阵来,视线移到陆长青修长优美的脖颈上,一截白嫩的肌肤被收进白底衬衫里,带给人一种清冷、高贵的模样。

财务:“……”

陆长青有些莫名其妙这男同事的热情,眨了眨黑白分明的漂亮大眼睛,脑子宕机了似的,重复问:“今天什么日子吗?”

顿时变脸的速度骇得财务赶忙哄陆长青别伤心,并说要是真的伤心要不今晚他们去酒吧看看有没有顶级帅哥。

陆长青有对象当然不奇怪,他在整个设计院的几十年风风雨雨里都是容貌极为出挑,气质优雅的超级无敌大帅哥,一进院就不知迷倒了多少男男女女的心。

陆长青:“……”

他想陆长青应该不喜欢吃泰餐,于是说:“泰餐确实不符合咱们口味,长青你喜欢吃什么?”

陆长青立刻退出财务的怀抱范围,拱了拱秀丽挺翘的鼻尖说:“不了,老陈来接我了。”

财务:“……”

陈元答道:“所以是宾利,不显眼。”

但这个大人物究竟是谁同事们也不知道,只能从陆长青平日的穿着中看出他应是不缺钱的一种。为此同样加班的财务疑惑问他:“青青啊,你家里这么有钱,为什么还要出来上班呢?”

财务是个活泼小0,看垂头丧气的陆长青不免心生爱怜,把自己包里的酒心巧克力递给他说:“太励志了,我的青青小可爱。今天七夕,你跟你老公什么计划?”

但都没人敢去献殷勤,只因他上头据说是个大人物,院长都敬三分的那种。

看英文时报的男人转头,英俊眉眼带着淡淡笑意,说:“宝宝七夕快乐。”

陈元道:“你就说打的滴滴。”

说话间两人已到了设计院门口,陆长青老远就瞧见自家老陈的车停在路边,眼眸转了转,欣然道:“就一个……即将步入三十岁门槛的大龄男青年。”

陆长青嚼着巧克力,腮帮子鼓起一个圆润的白皙小弧度,畅想道:“先吃饭,吃完饭后在床上大战三百回合,然后如果他有精力的话,我们在浴缸里再来八百个回合。嗯!就是这样,这绝对是简单又淳朴的过节方式。”

电梯门开了,财务和陆长青并肩出去,他说:“那你还要继续跟他开展这个淳朴过节计划吗?”

陈元笑笑将一个精致的礼品袋放在陆长青怀里。

车里充斥着清幽的男士香水味,陆长青一进车里就被西装精英肌肉男安抚了眼睛,他正准备钻进这人怀里蹭蹭,就被一大束鲜花迷了眼。

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得红润的陆长青脸上移开。

财务:“去死!”

这话听得财务眼睛瞪得老大,愣了几秒后说:“你家老陈能行吗?你上次不说他一次才七分钟吗?”

说完他就像一条垂着尾巴的狗般失落离开。

财务:“……”

陆长青恍然大悟,红唇轻启:“那我要跟我对象一起过。”

陆长青拨着花,说:“谢谢,你也快乐。但不是让你别来吗?”

陆长青叹道:“肯定要啊,既然幻想了,那还是要遵守的。”

男同事苦笑一声,摇头说:“不奇怪。”

陆长青让司机开车,放下花,腿放在陈元腿上,说:“可我想低调一点,要是下周同事觉得我傍大款怎么办?”

陈元欺身把陆长青揽进怀里,询问他今天工作怎么样。

男同事顿时受挫,连带着他精心整理了半小时的发型都瞬间崩塌,愁着一张脸说:“你有对象了?”

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