15毛茸茸(2/2)

许栩打量着他,忍不住笑出声:“敖萌,它只是只小狗。”

许栩还没反应过来,就被冲上来的敖萌托着腰打横抱起,他呲着牙,发出警告:“吃了熊心豹子胆的家伙,怎敢对我的伴侣如此?”

他怎么会怕一只普通的狗?敖萌刚要说话,就看见那只白色的狗前腿翘起搭在许栩的大腿上,然后一边吐着舌头,一边开始拱动着腰。

然后将腿横着挡在她与萨摩中间,防止刚刚的事情再次发生。

bsp; 挂断电话,敖萌还乖乖压在身上。

敖萌萌:上网发起提问“老婆只喜欢毛茸茸,而我是只龙怎么办”

当敖萌看着许栩将那只脑袋和她脑袋差不多大的白色长毛犬牵进家门时,浑身的汗毛都竖了起来。

发情期就可以不懂事吗?发情期就可以亵渎他的伴侣吗?敖萌瞪了一眼趴在地上的萨摩,心中暗念:人类世界真是太不安全了,到处都是胆大妄为的雄性,一个个都想勾引他的伴侣。

一点也不可爱!!

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匿名回复:没关系,我也是龙,我老婆天天问我“你是不是聋啊!”

匿名回复:谁不喜欢毛茸茸?毛茸茸星人驾到。你老婆没错,没有毛就是你的问题。

匿名回复:龙不是有鬃毛吗?

小龙撇撇嘴,将她放在了沙发上。

匿名回复:你是龙?我还是秦始皇呢。

一只小狗。

匿名回复:你老婆是龙吗?

“白白的,毛茸茸的,多可爱呀,你要不要摸摸它?”

敖萌看着那只狗不停对着许栩喘着粗气,甚至将口水蹭到她的手上,腿上。空气里的气味表明这只狗是只公狗,且是一只处于发情期的公狗。

许栩睨了他一眼,一边整理衣服一边说:“一只小狗,很可爱,你们应该会很合得来。”

敖萌萌回复:她是人类,很漂亮很可爱

许栩笑了,她揉了揉敖萌的脸:“它只是只小狗,狗狗发情期不懂事而已。”

“你喜欢毛茸茸的吗?”

匿名回复:人类不也没毛吗?她干嘛嫌弃你?哦对了,你老婆很漂亮?发张照片看看。

对着一只宠物狗说这些,敖萌此刻看起来已经不仅仅是单纯和傻了。可许栩只是淡淡地看了他一会,似乎已经习惯了他的不正常,她晃了晃腿:“放我下来。”

他突然想将许栩带回山上,他的潜龙潭里。没有哪个家伙敢随便踏足他的潜龙潭,所以那里是最安全的地方。

“公狗。”

刚刚还很兴奋的狗狗突然一下蔫吧了,耳朵向后压平,身子也匍匐在地上,嘴里发出低低的呜咽声。

小龙撅着嘴,听着许栩夸奖那只狗。白白的,那确实很可爱很漂亮呀,毕竟他也是白白的。但是毛茸茸?毛茸茸有什么好?还是光溜溜的鳞片好,冬暖夏凉,触手生温,又滑又润。

“芒果是谁?”敖萌的表情有点警惕,情侣手册上说了,人类总会有可爱来形容喜欢的事物包括人,所以芒果是谁?可爱?还合得来?有他和许栩合得来吗?

他是只浑身长满丑丑鳞片的怪龙!

“来呀,敖萌,你可以和它打个招呼,它叫芒果。”许栩在萨摩的下巴上轻挠。

敖萌萌回复:报地址

“不行!”敖萌难得强硬一会。

敖萌如遭雷击,许栩不喜欢没有毛毛的,她喜欢毛茸茸,不喜欢漂亮的鳞片,哦,不对,她都不喜欢还算什么漂亮?!

许栩点头:“毛茸茸的才可爱呀,我不喜欢没有毛的动物,光光的多丑呀。”

许栩的脑袋已经被电话吓清醒了,她轻轻推了一下敖萌的肩膀:“起来。”

“放我下来。”许栩语气加重重复道。

“敖萌?”许栩站起身,朝他招手。“怎么不过来?你怕狗狗吗?”

敖萌萌回复:是有没错……但是不是那种毛茸茸软乎乎的,我怕她不喜欢……

比如蛇或者蜥蜴青蛙之类的爬行动物,没有毛,光溜溜的,她不仅不喜欢,还觉得恶心。

我老婆真的很漂亮很可爱你知道吗?什么,你知道?那你等死吧。

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