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“啊啊啊!傅哥!我脏了!”

好愚蠢……

他也不知道自己是不是在做梦,但据说在梦里死去,在现实中也会真正死去。为了自己的小命,他还是拼尽了全力,说出急救电话。

江呈锦迷迷糊糊地睁开眼时,像是看到了彩虹。

江呈锦并不知道这几个人是谁,但从他昏沉沉时所听到的对话而言,这几个人很像是谋害他的生活白痴。

“嘴对嘴!?”

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“啊!可是怎么救啊?这,老师也没教啊?”

听着自己的名字,从一个极为陌生的嗓音里传出来,江呈锦的脑袋都快要转不动了。

好真实的梦境。

“不行!傅哥的初吻我来守护,让我来吧!”

希望那四个彩虹白痴能听得懂。

然后就被赶来的护士凶了一顿,“叫什么叫,这里是医院,保持安静。”接着那位凶巴巴的护士,转而又用异常温柔的声音,问躺在床上的江呈锦,“你醒了?身上有没有不舒服的地方?”

好……恶心……

“人工呼吸?那是什么?”

在一个黄毛缓缓飘到自己的视线范围内时,江呈锦才尝试着开口:“打,打120。”

那人先是愣了一秒,随即爆发出尖锐的叫声:

好有法律意识……

实在有些吓人了。

看到中途,他平和地关上了书,安详地闭上了眼睛。

“真的,我敢保证,他可没那个胆。”

“我去……他这是,醒了吗?”一个满头蓝发的人,带着三分质疑、三分不可确信、四分惊奇地问。

江呈锦想支起身子,可浑身上下一点劲也没有,身上更是黏糊糊的,他的头也很疼。

只是没想到这小说的影响力这么强悍,能硬生生跑到他梦里去。

好吵……

说完之后,他彻底陷入了昏迷。

还没等江呈锦思考个所以然来,耳边就传来一阵尖锐刺耳的叫声:“啊啊啊,傅哥,江呈锦他这个变态会不会有艾滋病,会不会传染给我啊!”

他一睁开眼,就看到四个彩虹色的脑袋并排,睁着一双又一双好奇的眼睛看着他。

他能感觉到两个被拖动的胳膊,传来刺骨的疼痛;也能感觉到湿漉漉的衣服紧紧贴在他的皮肤上,甚至还能听到耳边有人说话的声音:

看小说就看小说,看和他同名同姓的小说是要做什么?

“我看他就是想吸引你的注意力,故意整这一出。”

“晕,就是嘴对嘴呼吸啊!”

江呈锦困顿地闭上眼睛,再次陷入沉睡中。

傅哥?江呈锦?

代入感极其强烈。

“哎,医生医生,他醒了他醒了!”那个黄毛兴高采烈地叫着。

江呈锦又眼疼地闭上了眼睛。

江呈锦捂着自己的心脏,安抚着自己:“不过是一本小说而已,看来我要给她再加两张试卷了!”

白光乍现,一道雷声再次响起,打破平静的黑夜。

这是……哪啊?

他双手下意识扑腾着,没多久又感觉被人拽着胳膊,拖行着。

这真的……只是个梦?

之后,他就开始看着顶着自己名字的主角的真心,是如何被另一个男人践踏,拼接,再践踏。

江呈锦再次醒来的时候,是在医院。

“蠢猪,我看书上说溺水的人,可以用人工呼吸,傅哥,我们用人工呼吸来救他吧!”

黄毛似乎对护士的态度十分不满,“干嘛对一个变态这么温柔!”

“那谁给他人工呼吸啊?傅,傅哥?”

“傻蛋,你见过谁昏迷是睁着眼睛的!”一位满是紫发的人,略微暴躁地说。

怎么回事?他这是……在做梦?

最后一道声音,有种赴死的坚毅感。江呈锦被他们吵的头有点疼,他昏昏沉沉间睁开了眼睛,看着越来越放大的脸,没忍住咳了一声,积压在胸腔里的水,一下子喷了出来,全数落在那人的脸上。

呈锦已经有些心肌梗塞了。大概是名字相同的原因,他总觉得书中主角做的事,就像他做的一样。

“喂,没死吱一声。”还有一个满头红毛的人,很没礼貌地踢了他一脚。

不认识

而当他再次恢复意识的时候,感觉浑身漂浮着,却又被包围着有些窒息。

“闭嘴吧你们,先救人要紧,他要是死了,你们就是杀人犯你们知不知道!”

“傅哥,真不是我推的,是他自己跳进去的。”

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