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五条三郎抹了把脸,艰难开口:“悟大人,话不能这么说”

夫夫吵架,五条家可就遭了大罪了。

五条三郎听得大脑褶皱都抚平了。

五条悟瞪圆眼睛:“这福气给你要不要啊?以后你老婆也爱上另一个你,对着另一个你温柔相待、亲密恩爱,你也能一点不生气,心甘情愿的接受。”

实际上,他本来就决定等孙子年纪大一点,不需要人时刻贴身照看了,自己就出去找份工作的。

光听还不行,五条悟还要得到他的反应,所以三郎只能硬着头皮小心翼翼的道:“您说的那位奸夫是?”

说完,他顿了顿,觉得这话不够有说服力,于是加了句:“虽然都是五条悟,但第一人格和第二人格还有区分呢,何况老子和他差别大了去了——啧,总而言之,这不重要,重点是杰出轨!他对得起老子的感情吗?!怪刘海不仅长得就一幅很会骗感情的渣男样子,干的事也很渣男!”

彳亍,你们夫夫也太会玩了,不过你们私底下怎么玩都无所谓,我们外人管不着也不敢管,但求求了!能不能不要牵连无辜的吃瓜群众、咳,普通群众,为什么受伤的会是我们啊tt。

杰居然为了奸夫不要他!

五条悟抬起眼皮,漂亮的瞳仁一缩,宛如阳光下骤然收紧的猫瞳,神情古怪:“家主?我什么时候成家主了?”

没跑掉,被抓住诉苦的五条三郎一脸生无可恋。

五条悟这回是真要掉小珍珠了。明明就是杰的错,杰不道歉,他绝不服软!

五条悟很生气,五条悟很委屈。

虎杖家。

虎杖倭助出去上班了,家里只有虎杖悠仁一个人。

实际上夏油杰谁都没选,也可以说他谁都选了。只是在小五条悟看来,只要不是选他,那就是选奸夫。

现在未来的悠仁重生在了这具幼小的身体里,二者共享一具躯体,小悠仁遇到突发情况,有大悠仁及时出手干预,虎杖倭助一下没事干闲了下来,便在大悠仁的提议下找了份班上。

五条三郎:“???”

对此,家主本人一副绝不妥协的态度,傲骨铮铮:“老子是绝对不会低头的!明明就是杰的错!”

因为不想搬家,大五条悟继承家主之位后美名其曰觉得麻烦,依然住在若殿御所,对此毫不知情的小五条悟看着面前一脸麻木的五条三郎,咬牙切齿的拉着人评理:

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虎杖倭助天生就是个闲不住的性子,哪怕有退休金,完全足够支撑祖孙二人的日常开销,他也依然选择外出务工。

夭寿了!悟大人恐怕是真的脑子出问题了,不仅忘了自己和夏油杰成婚,甚至连继承五条家的事都忘了!

于是在认真询问了大、小悠仁的想法,得到一致的答复后,虎杖倭助决定今年先不入园了,明年再说。

求求了!夏油杰赶紧把这祖宗带走吧!

被丢下的五条悟一愣,随后难以置信的瞪大眼睛。

五分钟后,五条家大乱。

连续两天的大雪给街道盖上了一层厚实的白衣。不过路面的积雪已经被居民和环卫工人清扫掉了,堆在道路两侧,白皑皑的一片。

“三郎,你说!是不是杰的错?他出轨诶!他居然出轨!而且在老子和那个奸夫之间,他选择了奸夫!”

——哪来的比格大魔王?谁家的魔童转世?

五条悟狠狠拍了一下桌子,恨恨道:“另一个老子!”

他的辩解还没来得及说完,门外忽然传来敲门声,紧接着响起侍从恭敬的声音:“家主大人,长老有事请您商议。”

“老子讨厌可恶!他怎么能欺骗老子的感情!老子这辈子就谈过他,也只会是他,他怎么可以这样!”

不,怎么看都是您的错吧?是您在无理取闹啊!

曾经的他们有多日日夜夜心心念念盼星星盼月亮盼着自家随心所欲不着家的神子能安分留在族里,现在就有多求之不得五条悟赶紧走、立刻走、马上走。

五条家众人:“”

说来,虎杖悠仁本来今年该入园的,可惜因为这样那样的事耽搁了,后面又有大悠仁,上不上幼儿园这件事就变得无关紧要了。

五条三郎内心咆哮,表面木着脸的道:“悟大人,既然对方也是您自己,那不正说明,夫人自始至终爱的都是您一个人吗?这是好事啊。”

这是什么角色扮演吗?因为太代入了,还给自己幻想了个情敌出来?

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