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时杳扼腕:“唉,这么轰轰烈烈的暗恋博主账号,就要如此消失在公众视野里吗?”

那一头,时杳屏息凝神许久,久到罗羡羡以为时杳突然掉线,迭声呼唤:“喂?喂喂喂?”

我就是博主的女朋友

时杳说:“奇怪,你第一天知道我恋爱脑?”

罗羡羡念叨着这两个词,脑内个中关窍被打通,眼睛突然一亮,急急开口道:“我好像知道你的心声为什么消失了!不过,仅限一个大胆猜测。”

“是,也不是。”罗羡羡声音振奋,越想越觉得自己的猜测有可能,“你最近几条博文有心声消失的迹象吗?”

“而表白之后,你的心声彻底不再显示。”

她思考了很长很长时间,长到罗羡羡以为她不会再回复,又没好气地“喂”了一声,才得到时杳静静的回答。

如果她对林剪墨的情感真能被如此小事消耗甚至催化转变,那也不必谈这个恋爱了。

“初恋……”

时杳一骨碌从沙发上爬起来。

“很?”

时杳说:“你不会真的要说,是因为我谈恋爱,不做‘暗恋’博主了,才不必再被读取心声吧?”

个。”罗羡羡安慰她,“你移情别恋之后也没怎么更新正经博文,用不上这个了。”

万一有一部分观众爱的不是心声读取,而是这样有反差感、有小心思,活人气息十足的时杳呢?

罗羡羡说:“你要是想做的话也行吧……”

“那么,我就觉得我的猜测很靠谱了。”罗羡羡兴致勃勃地说出了自己的想法,“在你心声有所动摇的前后,你发生过什么改变吗?——不用你回答我,我知道你有。改变就是你开始喜欢林剪墨了。”

“小罗罗。”她一脸严肃, 声音也亦然,“我觉得,你说得话很有道理。”

“有倒是有。最近两条更新,刚发的时候都没法显示心声,要等一段时间才恢复正常。且后一条更新的等待时间比前一条长,那个时候我就对心声消失有一些预感了……”时杳把具体情况报给她,“不过,这和你的推测有什么关系?”

“你的意思是……”时杳神神秘秘地低声开口,仿佛悟到了什么惊天大事,“我换赛道,去做恋爱博主?”

时杳无情:“你不说我也会好好谈——这好歹,是我的初恋哎?!”

“是咯,那你想做恋爱博主就做吧。”罗羡羡被时杳的坚定震得牙酸,期期艾艾地问,“时姐啊……你这是三百六十度大转变,彻底变成恋爱脑了?”

“算是。有一条是在表白前几个小时发的。”

“不,这根本不是同一种恋爱脑。”罗羡羡深沉地说,“你现在很……很……”

这账号粉丝量不低,在日新月异的互联网上难能可贵。就算大多数粉丝群体都是看热闹不嫌事大的,也并不代表时杳只能坚守暗恋博主这一个赛道。

“人话就是,好好谈。”罗羡羡语重心长,“不容易。”

罗羡羡说:“你想用来发点别的,也是可以的。”

时杳满头黑线:“能不能说人话。”

“那两条更新都在你表白前对不对?”

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罗羡羡简直要隔着网线给面前这个恋爱脑一巴掌了:“我说要让你做恋爱博主了吗?!”

换一个内容继续更新博文,也未尝不可。

时杳嘴和罗羡羡说话,手还在和林剪墨发消息。一心两用,脑浆都被搅成了浑水,她抽出脑子努力思考罗羡羡的话,后知后觉道:“你不是这个意思吗?”

时杳再度闭嘴了。

“……?”

罗羡羡以纯粹的观众视角来看,只觉得和评论区较劲的时杳分外可爱。

“不会。”

罗羡羡好笑:“你担心这个?你觉得你会吗?”

时杳的心平静下来,她重复一遍:“不会。”

“如果使用控制变量法,我们可得,你的真心,就是心声显示与否的关键。”

她松口了,时杳却反而退缩了:“我会不会又因为更新,下意识把喜欢林剪墨当成任务啊……?不行不行。”

万一时杳做美食博主、旅游博主、日常博主,也能受到喜爱呢?

“很不一样。”罗羡羡喃喃,“天呐,我以为你这一辈子都不会用这样的态度进入一段恋爱,也从未觉得这有什么不对,但是你居然……林学姐还是魔力太大。”

不过,一切都看时杳意愿了。

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