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穿越什么的,果然还是存在的!看目前的情形,应该是魂穿,想到此,王相倾不免担心起现代的自己,不会睡挂了吧!到时候不会出个什么青年女子猝死寺庙的新闻吧!算了算了,现代挂不挂还是别考虑了,还是先考虑古代的这个自己吧。听王老娘说,这是从小女扮男装,看来连爹都不知道了,估计就是为了让王老爹不要纳妾才让自己女扮男装的!还好被砸中的是脑袋,正好可以装个失忆什么的。果然穿越什么的多数是装失忆,从此就要开始古代生活了!

王相倾也就在丁一夏面前才会有这么孩子的一面,看着一点都不成熟。面对着王相倾的哭诉,丁一夏只能安慰说“找不到男盆友,可以找女盆友啊。反正带个人回去就行,实在不行就我上,把我带回去交差得了。”果然,闺蜜什么的还是不靠谱的多,尽出些馊主意,要真带个女盆友回去,肯定被打断腿!

老王相倾(明明才二十五岁!哪里老了!!)在现代就是一办公室小白脸,不对,是办公室小白领。毕业于z大人力资源管理专业,在h公司上班,仅两年就坐上了人力主管的位置。老天还是公平的!事业太顺利,感情肯定就不顺利了!已经毕业两年的王相倾,一直都没有个对象,读书的时候父母不让谈恋爱,毕业了吧,让她谈都找不到个对象谈!

训一顿。要是王相倾真的被砸死了,王老爹就打算把这小混混折磨的生不如死再让他去陪自己的儿子。

才出了家门口,就听到门口十米处那个卖糖葫芦的大喊“快跑啊,王家那小少爷又出门啦!!”王相倾打开折扇,扇了扇,问旁边的十三“十三,我有那么可怕吗?我长得不说风流倜傥好歹也算英俊潇洒吧!不至于吓得全跑了吧?更何况我又没干啥坏事”王十三无奈地看了眼自家的小少爷,嘴上说着不可怕不可怕,心里却嘀咕着“少爷啊,你前几天带着我还有其他几个小奴才上街调戏人你全忘记了吗!!你不光是调戏女人,你还调戏男人啊!你以前可不这样的!自从被砸中脑袋醒来后,性情大变,爱上逛街还爱调戏人!连西兴街那个爱调戏良家妇女的陈家少爷都被你吓的不敢再出门了你知不知道!”

真正的十八岁王相倾已经被砸死了,现在的王相倾,也真叫王相倾,只不过是来自于现代的二十五岁王相倾。眼前的两个中年人,自然就是原主的爹娘了,爹叫王曲昂,今年四十岁,开了绣坊茶坊,是个商人,娘叫郑丽娘,比爹小了一岁。王相倾上头还有两个姐姐,大姐王相蓉,二十一岁,已嫁人,二姐王相颜,十九岁,还未嫁人,一直在帮王老爹打理着绣坊。现在王家,居住在宋朝的国都——盛都——的隔壁——繁城。

王相倾的爸妈让她赶紧找个对象,放出狠话若是今年过年不能带个人回去就别回去过年了。趁着周末相聚,王相倾对自己的闺蜜丁一夏倾诉“夏啊,我爸妈非让我找个对象过年带回去啊!我上哪儿找去啊!你说我长得又不丑,就是个子高了点,一米七五,可是我又不胖,看起来不会觉得很大一只,怎么就没个男人看上我呢!不对,还是有几个歪瓜裂枣小矮子看上我的!可是我看不上他们啊!夏啊,你说我怎么办啊!我明明就还年轻,为何非逼着我找对象呢!”

小和尚带王相倾和丁一夏到了小禅房,让她们在此休息。吃过送来的斋饭后,丁一夏和王相倾便躺在床上聊天了,聊着聊着睡去。等王相倾醒来的时候,就看到了一扑上来痛哭流涕的中年女人。

这天,睡至日上三竿,梳洗一番后,换上白色锦袍,带上贴身小奴才王十三(十三本来叫王来福,王相倾嫌太俗太难听,改成了十三。其实王十三这名字也很难听好不好!十三十三,你这是骂人!)和小丫鬟莲花(带个丫鬟去调戏良家妇女真的好吗?!),又逛街去了。

每个人都有梦想,王相倾也是,可别人的梦想都是当个科学家什么的正常梦想,王相倾的梦想是:当个家有良田万顷的小地主!!!每天都带上那么一群小奴才,上街调戏帅哥美女,看上哪个就把哪个抓回家去。穿越到古代的王相倾,虽然不是穿成什么家有良田万顷的小地主,但也算的上是个富二代了。于是,在床上静养了小半个月的王相倾,在接受穿越事实之后就开始过起了梦想般的古代幸福生活——带上一群小奴才,上街调戏良家妇女去!

丁一夏顿了顿,忽然想到前些日子听同事说到过狮峰寺,便又对王相倾说道“倾倾,我听说狮峰寺求姻缘求前途什么的都很灵的,要不我们去狮峰寺求求姻缘?”王相倾对于求神拜佛什么的根本就不相信,往年从未去过什么寺庙,架不住二十五年了还没一个半个对象,只能抱着试试的态度了。

择日不如撞日,当天两人就上了狮峰山,去狮峰寺求姻缘。王相倾求得一签,拿着签领了张签文,只见签文上写着“有缘千里来相会,隔却千年不隔缘”拿着签文求老和尚解签,老和尚双手合十,念了句佛号“阿弥陀佛”,接过王相倾手中的签文,说道“施主若是求姻缘,那机缘便到了,不如在此留宿一夜,明日再下山吧”

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