桃花源没事儿(出书版) 第13(2/3)

“怎么不可能?”

“所以你才想去方易修行的地方看看?”

“有毛病啊!你如果提前示警,他们肯定不让你戳茧呀。”婴宁听得义愤填膺,“这些老头子难道不知道,是你救了所有人?”

“啊?”

桃花源十分辽阔,桃源镇只占几十分之一,绝大部分地区是野生桃林,人迹罕至。若想要藏身于此搞些勾当,就算有真人定期巡线,也不易被发现。

“逍遥丹和桃花源有什么关系啦?”

这八个字的判词,写得非常巧妙-你确实戳破了蚕茧,但目的是贪功,首先这动机就不纯了;而且动手前未跟上级沟通,属于冒进,与后面胡蜂精的“误走“一联系……这么一来,字字属实,但又字字诛心。

“这天蚕茧在形成时,会有魔胡蜂飞来产卵。小魔蜂孵出来之后,就以幼蚕为食,并借着天蚕茧里的环境修行。等到它成熟咬破茧壳出来,化为至凶之怪,届时旁边守宝的这些道士,一个都别想活。

“炼丹总得要原料吧?他们千辛万苦把丹料扛进桃花源来炼丹,这么费劲又是图什么?”

玄穹“呃“了一声:“这听着不像好话。”婴宁歪了歪脑袋:“不对不对,姑姑原话是用的另外一个词,文绉绉的,有点难记-哦,对了,叫表里不一。”

婴宁刚才脑子里转了好几个方案,连夜逃走、上报师门什么的……但怎么都没想到,玄穹居然用了这么一个奇葩的法子。

玄穹耸耸肩:“我刚才不是说了吗?人人只记事后发财,不念提前避祸。最后道门讨论了一圈,给了个定性:紫云山大妖意外出世,幸得群道出手镇压,人人都记了一功,大师兄还被夸了一句“临危不乱,指挥若定'。至于我嘛,被判了个'贪功冒进,误走妖魔',然后就被分配到桃花源来打磨心境了。”

“没错,说不定那边会有线索。”

“当时道门发布了一个任务,说紫云山有妖魔作祟,派了我和一群师兄弟过去。我们顺利斩妖除魔,正准备走,大师兄却发现洞穴深处有一只天蚕茧。”

“那茧子个头很大,泛着金光,只等里面的天蚕破茧而出。于是大师兄决定,在这里等候天蚕破茧成熟,收取宝物,大家喜气洋洋,觉得捡到宝了。我因为身具明真破妄的命格,一眼就看穿了,那蚕茧里面并没有天蚕,而是一只胡蜂精。”

“我跑去警告大师兄,让他们尽快撤走,反被他一通嘲笑,说我遇财呈劫,自己不能拿,还见不得别人发财。其他师兄弟也纷纷反对,他们都被分宝发财的前景给迷住了,嫌我煞风景-所以说真正高明的幻术,只用一句虚无缥缈的话,就能让对方障目沉溺。那种还要制造幻境的幻术,毕竟太低级了。”

形:“桃花源是逍遥丹的原产地?怎么可能?”

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“天蚕茧?好珍贵的!”婴宁惊呼。以青丘大小姐的奢华,听到这名字都为之心动。

婴宁看向桃林深处,眼神变得有些畏惧。

“你不怕吗,小道士?”婴宁细声问。玄穹道:“怕啊,但这不是俗务道人的本分嘛,我还指望着拿功德呢。”

玄穹摇头:“我不知道。不过这个猜想能解释很多疑点。为什么逍遥君不辞辛苦,定期在桃花源召开帝流浆飨宴?因为逍遥丹必须在桃花源里炼制,而且只能在桃花源炼!”

“唉,过去的事我都已经忘了……”玄穹忽然一怔,眼前婴宁的瞳孔变得又大又圆,水汪汪的,透着殷切和一丝丝可怜。这不是幻术,他抵挡不住,只好叹了口气:“服了你了。”婴宁跳到玄穹肩上,乖巧地竖起耳朵。

“我当时很为难。如果置之不理的话,等到茧破蜂起之时,大家就得排队去投胎。我本来也分不到钱,还得给他们陪葬,岂不是太冤了?所以我就想了一个法子,趁夜里大家都睡了,我去洞里把茧子提前给戳破了。”

婴宁哪见过这么多弯弯绕绕,粉面气得涨红:“这简直……这

“除非……原料就在桃花源里面。”

“你这人哪,天天把功德挂在嘴边,其实心里一点都不在乎。”婴宁忽然一脸认真道。玄穹挑了挑眉毛:“你居然看穿了我高风亮节、淡泊名利的本质?”婴宁“呸“了一声道:“不是我,是我姑姑说的。她那天跟我讲,你这人嘴上说一套,心里想的是另一套。”

“那……那不还是让妖魔出世了吗?”

说到这个,婴宁一下想起来了:“对啦,昨天云光点了你一句谨记紫云山前车之鉴-这到底是怎么回事呀?”玄穹面色迅速冷下来:“当年的荒唐事,不必多说。”婴宁好奇心最重,越是这么说,越是缠着他问。

为害天下甚烈的逍遥丹,居然是在这种荒僻之地炼制的?这消息若得证实,恐怕对道门和桃花源的妖怪们来说,都是天翻地覆的冲击。

“你讲就讲自己,不要夹枪带棒!”

“那不一样嘛!”玄穹无奈地摸了摸脸颊,“你姑姑说得没错,我和玄清不一样。我没什么大志向,只想攒够功德,太太平平离开这个破地方,飞升渡走,仅此而已。”

玄穹冷笑:“我若逃走,不免背一个抛弃同伴的罪名,道门饶不了我;我若上报师门,倒是能阻止此事,但师兄弟不会念我的好,只会恨我挡了他们的财路。人从来如此,只记事后发财,不念提前避祸。所以我提前把茧子戳破了,他们见到那只魔胡蜂,也就没话说了。”

“胡蜂在茧里还未成熟,提前出世,实力减损了不少。我们师兄弟联手,勉强将其镇压下去了。回到道门之后,我把这件事如实上报,可大师兄出身比较高,门内长老反过来质问我,戳破茧子之前为何不与其他师兄弟沟通,以致大家手忙脚乱。”

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