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不过路阿爻也只是看了看我,却没说什么,他上楼把东西稍微归置了一下,接着就跟何瑜开我的车去乡下了,何瑜早就约好了一家养猪的,说等年关了就去杀,已经拖了很久了。

但今天不知道小棉袄是怎么了,一直哭个没完,我只能绕着屋子边转边哄,哄得我都快睡着了,她还没有半点睡意,我打算继续抱着她再绕个几圈。

我连打针带吃药,感冒持续了三天,期间我不敢靠近小棉袄,怕把孩子再传染了,所以只能交给何瑜带,他带了两晚,等第三天我去接路阿爻回来的时候,他抱着孩子痛哭流涕,对路阿爻狠狠控诉我的罪恶行径。

终于,在一次清晨给奶粉加热时,我坐在厨房门口睡着了,虽然当时我确实只眯了一小会儿,加热时间一到我就进厨房了,可还是成功被冷风吹感了冒,眼泪止不住地流,何瑜连忙暂时接替了我的位置,挥手叫我去诊所包药。

狗日的何瑜,这才多久就揭我老底。

这就意味着我每天夜晚的睡眠时间都超不过四个小时,后来何瑜买菜回来的时候,发现我好几次都歪在客厅沙发上睡着了,而我完全是在无意识的情况下睡过去的。

我站在他身边感到奇怪,但还是看着他把小棉袄身上多余的毯子给去掉,然后直接抱起来让小棉袄趴在他身上,用手轻轻地拍。

sp; 早上七点,依旧是被哭声吵醒,我的手机铃伴随着哭声一起响,我从床上爬起来的时候就感觉脑子里嗡嗡的,顾不上酸疼的胳膊,赶紧下楼去沏奶粉。

诡异的温馨感扑面而来,我在一旁看了他一阵,感觉更奇怪了,这抱孩子的姿势我跟何瑜都是搜了攻略才学会的,一开始压根不敢上手抱,就怕摔着这小家伙,结果他就这么自然地接过去了?!而且,这也太他娘的标准了吧!

路阿爻见小棉袄不再哭闹,就将她重新放回到婴儿床里,挪了我的椅子到婴儿床的另一边轻轻晃动,我趴在床沿,一开始还是想学点技巧的,但后来困得眼皮直打架,不知道什么时候就睡了过去。

我抱着小棉袄坐在餐桌边嫌弃地看着他,晃了晃手中的奶瓶,对路阿爻说:“别听他瞎扯,他说自己是干爹的时候根本不这样!”

路阿爻应该是在隔壁听到了动静,他进门看我一手扶着桌子弯着腰,过来问我有没有事,然后把我胳膊里抱着的小棉袄接了过去,我缓了一会儿就冲他摆手说没事。

他径直走到我床边,把哭闹不停的小棉袄放进婴儿床里,摸了摸她身上的毯子,皱眉说:“这张毯子用的太厚了,嫌热才会一直哭。”

“啊,他给你整出个孩子还不算呐,他还要拉上我,你看看我这黑眼圈,看看我这光滑细腻的皮肤,都爆痘了。”何瑜坐在沙发上拉着呆若木鸡的路阿爻讲得那叫一个绘声绘色。

我站在二楼目送他们的车驶离,总感觉右胳膊有一种使不上力气的感觉,应该是抱孩子抱的时间长了,只用胳膊那几块肌肉,就算是以前在高原无人区摸爬滚打也没有这样的强度,最近我感觉自己拿筷子都有些费劲。

育儿宝典(下)

“你你你你!你自己实话说,你是不是因为给小棉袄冲奶才着凉感冒的?”何瑜叫道,“我带了两天都觉得费劲,咱们又没经验,就凭你这身子骨,你熬得住吗?”

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一开始我以为是小孩子到了新环境不适应,但是这种夜哭的情况持续了整整五天之后开始恶性循环,我有点崩溃了。

晚上,小棉袄照样是我来带,我之前试着调作息,但很难调整,原因可能是我前些年通宵熬大夜熬得太厉害了,这种数十年如一日的习惯根本就不是几天能调过来的,而且我还不能吃安眠药辅助,因为我怕吃了药真睡死过去,那凌晨是真的可能听不到一丝声响了。

我经过桌子,整个人昏昏欲睡,哗啦一声,腰直接撞上了尖锐的桌角,撞得桌上的笔架都倒了一片,这一下也算是给我疼清醒了,我慌忙按住桌子,疼得我直抽抽,眼前一阵一阵地发晕,接着我就听见敲门声,敲了两下门就打开了。

我刚想反驳,这时就见路阿爻转头看我,那严肃的眼神让我到了嘴边的措辞一下就被自己重新吞回去了,然后就当做没听到一样,悻悻地移开目光给小棉袄继续喂奶。

我使劲揉了揉腰,感觉没刚才那么疼了,就想去把他怀里的小棉袄抱回来,结果却被他的手挡开了。

他把毯子去掉不到十五分钟,小棉袄就不哭不闹了,我在旁边目睹全程,几乎佩服得快要五体投地,我在心中再度发出了那声感叹,路大师!你是真他妈的灵啊!

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